Still Somewhat Random Fug: Jenny McShane


* Apologies if you’re reading this for a second time; for a string of really stupid reasons, we can’t figure out if this posted yesterday and then disappeared due to a technical burp, or just never went up at all because one of us — okay, me — never has any idea what the date is. It’s a boring story, all this drama about whats-her-face down there, but the net effect is that we’re posting it now just in case by accident nobody ever saw it earlier. So here you go: Either a fug, or a fug redux, which is like acid reflux, only with less burning and fewer attendant drugs.


This isn’t the first time we’ve featured actress Jenny McShane, of the hit films Furnace and of course Tales of the Kama Sutra 2: Monsoon.

But it is the first time we’ve featured this much of her.


[Source: Daily Celeb.]

I’m thrilled that she’s happy with her underwear. Seriously. Every girl knows the satisfaction of wearing a really comfortable pair that also makes them feel fabulous. Congrats, Jenny. But the producers of the Egyptian-themed soft-core porn epic Attack Of The Sphinxter might be really upset to find out that you raided their costume racks without asking. It’s just not nice.

It also doesn’t seem like the most apt attire for the event she’s actually at: The 2nd Annual Sober Day Convention. Of course, the organizers of this ode to clean living did make the unintentionally amusing and slightly unfortunate move of inviting two girls whose names happen to be Caroline Bacardi and Candice Coke. True story. So maybe they didn’t even notice Jenny’s nipples.

react: