And this is actually what I generally wear when I'm writing. Madonna and I have so much in common -- in addition, obviously, to my on-and-off faux English accent and also my raging feud with Elton John. Listen, tt's amazing how creative you feel wearing a leopard cape and a headdress. And let's not kid ourselves: NEVER have you gotten better cell reception than when wearing a headdress. You feel me, right? It brings great visual interest to your head, and people can hear you now.