SWINFUG

Whenever I title a post about SWINTON the way I did this one, it makes my mind drift to the movie Swimfan, and then I decide — over and over again, forever — that somebody needs to make a movie called Swinfan, all about somebody who is a devoted follower of SWINTON’s unique fashion sense. There would be some harmless stalkery, because otherwise no one would go see it, but it would end happily when SWINTON realizes all that person wants is about an hour in her closet.

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