Khloe, you are BY FAR my favorite Kardashian — with the possible exception of Kanye.
But, to borrow a caps lock from your future ex-brother-in-law, THAT’S A SHIRT AND YOU KNOW IT.
Fug File: animal print
Fugging Up With the Kardashians
Fug file: Crotchtacular, animal print, Khloe Kardashian, Various Kardashians
Mission Impossible: Fug Protocol
Paula Patton is really gorgeous:
And I believe this dress is what they call Gilding The Lily. Although in this case it’s more like Covering the Lily With All Kinds of Loud Furbelows and Too Much Whatnot , but you know what I mean.
[Photo: Splash]
Fug file: Fugs, animal print, lace, purple, Paula Patton
Conan the Fugbarian
Rose McGowan may have defeated me.
Because here she is, wearing a see-through green animal print shirt, on the EXACT SAME DAY I happen to be fresh out of anti-fungal creme/Blanche Deveraux-on-a-booze-cruise jokes. A pox on her timing! A POX I SAY.
[Photo: Pacific Coast News]
Fug file: Candids, animal print, not a shirt, transparency, visible undergarments, Rose McGowan
The Fugent List
So, we’ve all heard by now — it was the giggle heard ’round the world — that J.Lo.Hew’s masterpiece of Kind Touchery, The Client List, is being made into a TV series. I have questions. How exactly is that going to work? Because in the movie (and I’m sure even if you haven’t seen it, this is not so much a spoiler as a mild WTF moment), it has a rosy ending wherein she gives up all the names of her clients in exchange for a reduced prison term for hooking, and then all the neighborhood wives ask her to give them sex tips through the use of fruit. BULL TRUE. So what is the series? Pretending none of that happened, and she’s still hooking? Pretending all of that DID happen, and the whole show is her giving booty seminars to harried housewives? Or pretending that all of that did happen and yet she still goes BACK to hooking, because the economy still blows harder than she does and also she actually totally liked it, and now there is demand that must be met with supply? What, is she an economist now? A Kind-Touching capitalist prostisseuse?
And is this the phase where she starts going Method? Because nothing screams “My touch is kind” like an animal-print genie jumpsuit. Or at least, I assume that’s what it is screaming. To be honest, and I am proud of this, I don’t speak Animal-Print Genie Jumpsuit all that fluently — just maybe some conversational slang at best.
[Photo: Pacific Coast News]
Fug file: Candids, animal print, jumpsuit, Oh honey NO, Jennifer Love Hewitt
@arianajoyb I did too, because I thought it was, like, "Look at me, look at me, look how funny I am." -H
Fug or Fab: Gwen Stefani
I recognize that this is an enormous amount of animal print. It’s an embarrassment of animal print. Even a leopard is looking at this and going, “Lady, tone it down. You’re not out on the savanna.”
However, she’s carrying it off as much as anyone ever will. I mean, if you’re going to see a celebrity in this suit — if it is inevitable — you want it to be either Gwen Stefani or Sharon Stone. Wait, now I’m sad it wasn’t Sharon Stone. SHARON. Why have you forsaken us?
[Photo: WENN]
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