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Fug’s Top Model

Mar 19, 2010 By Jessica AT 12:00 pm

Oh my God, Caridee:

This is like what happens if you marry Blanche Devereux’s closet and Donald Trump’s hair-do. If that were a TV show, we’d call it, The Golden Apprentice Girl Celebrity, but as it’s apparently a fashion choice, I’m just going to call it CRAZY.

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NAACP Image Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Eva “The Diva” “Pigford” Marcille

Mar 1, 2010 By Jessica AT 11:00 am

I think Eva Marcille, nee Pigford, is possibly my favorite past winner of America’s Next Top Model, though I also LOVE Jaslene. And CariDee, at the time. And who didn’t like Danielle? I loved Danielle — excuse me, “Dani.” Okay, so Eva’s got some competition. But of those girls, she was my FIRST love, and you never forget your first.  And I think I like this:

Yes, she looks a bit as though she’s been professionally gift-wrapped by a very posh department store, but I must confess that I love the neckline on this. It’s so refreshing to see someone who isn’t in a strapless gown, or a one-sleeve. It’s sort of charmingly modest, but still sexy. But I am concerned about her hair. If I may so bold, it looks a bit inspired by the aggressive combing magic worked every day by one Mr. Donald Trump. Take a look:

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Fugva Pigfugd

Feb 10, 2010 By Heather AT 10:00 am

I am pretty sure this getup means Eva Pigford wants people to mistake her for Rihanna. But there is a flaw in her plan:

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Rihanna would NEVER wear pink shades from an Exxon Mobil station a denim shirt, a bikini top, and white genie pants with LEATHER SHOWER SHOES. Weak sauce, Pigford.
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America’s Next Top Fugger… IS…

Nov 19, 2009 By Heather AT 11:01 am

Last night, a new America’s Next Top Model was crowned, and as usual, the poor kid was stuck trying to enjoy her victory in a severely cracked-out dress. Now, since the finale was JUST last night, I will put the following photos behind the jump, just to forestall any angry e-mails from readers who were stuck at work/on a plane/busy burying a body and could not watch the episode in a timely fashion. So be forewarned: Don’t click if you don’t want to see who won. But DO click if you don’t care, you saw it already, and/or you are a cat and Curiosity is chasing you through the house with a large kitchen knife.
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NY Fug.com: Handicapping the Top Model Finalists

Nov 18, 2009 By Jessica AT 1:08 pm

Like the swallows returning to Capistrano year after year, so can we count on one thing in this crazy life: just when you think you can wait no longer for a new CoverGirl, Tyra Banks anoints one. Yes, friends, the ANTM finale is tonight. REJOICE! As per tradition, we handicapped the finalists for NY Mag.com:

“The contest could potentially come down to intangibles like
relatability, which CoverGirl loves and country-girl Laura has in
spades. She positively oozes down-home quaintness, prone to twanging
things like “We don’t have a lot of oceans in Kentucky” and sporting
clothes made almost exclusively by her grandmother. She’s also got the
better backstory: If you don’t hear the phrase “castrating bulls” at
least three times in tonight’s episode, referring to Laura’s job before
the competition, we’ll go neuter one ourselves. (By which we mean we’ll
consider forgoing our nightly Diet Coke.)”

But who do we really think will actually win?! WHO? Pop over to NY Mag to find out. I know the suspense is killing you.

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NYFug.com ANTM’s D-List Judges Undermine the Short-Model Concept

Oct 22, 2009 By Jessica AT 1:45 pm

Those poor short models on this season’s ANTM. First, they’re short, so they’re never ACTUALLY going to be models. (Ladies, I feel you. I have to ask people for help getting things off the top shelf at the market. Um, not that that’s the only thing keeping me from modeling. You know what I mean.) Then TyTy makes them be judged by the likes of Kim Kardashian. WHITHER JANICE? WHITHER?!

“Kim Kardashian can apply makeup, yes, and delivered a very touching
performance on her sex tape; however, considering that she couldn’t
even convince us she was surprised when that hit the Internet, we can
hardly trust her evaluation of performances in CoverGirl commercials.”

Who’s with us? Light your torches! To the barricades! Defend the shorties! All this complaining — AND MORE awaits you at NY Mag.com.

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