There were a lot of pretty things on the red carpet — you know how much I love the color green, and it was in vogue and well-deployed — but Olivia Wilde’s dress is the one I most want to put on in my living room and parade around and maybe dangle a champagne flute from my fingers and then flop down and watch all my stories as if it’s perfectly normal to wear Marchesa at noon while having booze and a PB&J. It’s the dress that feels like it would fix all my problems.
However, she almost ruined it with the hair. I think , taking into account the presence of the bangs, a soft, low bun would’ve set off the gown much better. But it’s a minor quibble, and quickly forgotten once she lifted up her skirt and showed you her shiny surprise. And no, that’s not a euphemism: She’s wearing badass shoes.

























Emmy Awards Well Played Carpet: Kristen Wiig
Way to go, Wiig.
I was a little concerned she might win on the strength of people’s fondness for Bridesmaids, but fortunately, she didn’t — not because I begrudge Kristen Wiig an Emmy, but because I begrudge Gilly, Target Lady, Aunt Judy, and a few others. Mostly Gilly. I can’t have that toothy miscreant getting rewarded for being so damn repetitive, and especially not that my beloved Will Forte is no longer there to scold her.
Anyway: Brown is an often overlooked color on the red carpet, and this mix of chocolate and caramel/bronze hues is really effective on her. I kind of wish Kate Winslet had worn THIS, too. Right? Anyway, I feel like Kristen didn’t get credit during either the pre-show or actual show telecasts, which is a shame because she looked great. So, here is your credit, Kristen. Not that you need it from us, or really from anyone, since I’m sure you are about to get paid bigtime to do Bridesmaids 3D or something. Just please make sure your next at-bat is not a Gilly movie. You already did MacGruber. No more dues to pay.
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