17 photos in galleryCome for the Junior Knowles; stay for two fug favorites who MAY have left their signature nonsense at home. LADIES. CANNES IS NOT THE TIME TO CLEAN UP ONE’S ACT.
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Fug File: Calvin Klein
Fugs and Fabs: The Ladies of the Cannes Opening Ceremony
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23I know the dog collar feels like something of a paltry ode to costume punk.
But you know what? This is great on her, and yes, I say that even knowing she’s got a little sideboob poking out. Maggie looks sexy and confident in it, which is a refreshing change for her lately, and the pixie cut is utterly perfect with it. Maybe she’s getting lucky and I’m just too exhausted from everybody else to raise a strenuous objection, or maybe I’m grading on a curve based on her last couple outfits. But I’m going to stand by myself here. And then maybe give myself a shoulder rub, because damn, those suckers are starting to burn.
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Fug file: Awards & Galas, Calvin Klein, Met Ball, red, Maggie Gyllenhaal
Met Ball Well Playeds and Hmms and Zzzs: More Celebs Who Look Perfectly Fine, Mostly, But Also Seriously Could Be Absolutely Anywhere Else
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7 photos in gallerySo, there is acreage between “catering to your dramatic whims” and “looking like a crazypants naked and/or upholstered crackpot,” and the whole point of the Met Ball is the former, even if you fall on your face doing it (which leads to the latter, and outfits like that are exactly why Anna’s annual gala is such a hilarious good time and must never, ever change, even when we get capsy over people’s insane choices). Don’t we think it’s about time, say, Renee Zellweger had some semblance of a dramatic whim again? She is operating at a severe dramatic whimsy deficit. Her last one was Kenny Chesney, I think, and although that didn’t turn out so well for her, it was a VERY exciting time for all of us looky-loos. ALWAYS THINK OF THE LOOKY-LOOS. If we’re stuck with a stupid term like that to describe what we’re doing, then at least please make sure we’re having fun doing it.
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Oscars Fugs and Fabs: People Who Changed Clothes While We Were Sleeping
7 photos in galleryIt happens ever year: Nominees and guests change their outfits for the post-parties so that their trains don’t get trampled, and we don’t get the pictures before bedtime. Maybe I should just start writing through the night. Can you imagine how much MORE delirious our posts would be? We’d have the Royal Wedding times fifty. I’d try it if that didn’t sound perilous.
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New York Fugshion Week: Stuff We Saw Days 7 and 8
And it’s over! But not before this threeasFOUR show blew my mind. I seriously clapped. LOOK AT THAT PHOTO.
Loading ...Fug file: Photos, Calvin Klein, High Fugshion, Jason Wu, Prabal Gurung, Proenza Schouler, Ralph Lauren, threeasFOUR
Also: I think the hair styling ruined this look on Zoe Saldana: 
Cannes Fugs and Fab: The Calvin Klein Women in Film Party
I guess we can assume they’re all wearing Calvin Klein.
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