Fug File: Cannes

Well Played, Reese Witherspoon


Reese Witherspoon is one of those celebrities, like Angelina Jolie, who I think should be pregnant all the time because she looks great that way. Not that she doesn’t look great otherwise, but she just wears it so well.

I mean. What a dish. In fact, it reminds me faintly of one of my all-time favorite Angelina Jolie dresses, when she was ripe with Knox and Vivienne and dazzled everyone in green – also at Cannes, actually. On the one hand, I’m surprised all these pregnant ladies are willing to spend so much time in France — so much delicious cheese and wine they aren’t supposed to eat! — but on the other, how awesome when you can show your future child these pictures and be like, “See all these desperate models showing off their thongs? You and I looked better than ALL OF THEM.”

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Well Played, Kristen Stewart


I originally titled this, “Well Played, Kristen StewarD,” so perhaps my weekend didn’t take. That being said, I am taken with this (see what I did there??). Let us take a closer peek, shall we?

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Fug or Fab: Nicole Kidman


To bastardize Doc Brown: “It’s the hair, Marty. Something’s gotta be done about the hair.”

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Ginormously Played, Diane Kruger


I love the look on Diane’s face here. It’s very, “Yes, that’s right. This is happening. AND YOU LOVE IT.” And she’s probably right.

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Well Played, Nicole Kidman


Not so long ago, Nicole Kidman probably would’ve worn this in white, and I would’ve gone all whiny-ragey about how it washed her out and how I wished she’d wear color. WELL. Welcome to the now.

I love that on her. Dusty rose is a color not that many people wear, generally preferring to go with the hot pink or the more baby-ballerina-Barbie variety. So this makes me happy. She looks glorious, like a movie star. I wish Angelina would wear that dress. You know, just to see if she can, or if her skin immediately crusts over and peels off in a mass evacuation.

Nicole busted out color for the photocall, too:

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The Models at amfAR


Oh, yeah, Anja, the blazer totally helps.

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