Fug File: ENOUGH ALREADY

Okay, so Jennifer Love Hewitt is starting to look a wee bit desperate for relevance/attention. First of all, she’s appearing in a Lifetime movie as a hooker — who only became a hooker because of the RECESSION, OKAY?! — with a really hilariously inept Southern accent who has to do something brave because something terrible happened (I assume, as such is the way of all Lifetime movies). It’s called The Client List, and if you think we’re not watching the heck out of it, you are terrible misinformed. Set your TiVos! She also, of course, recently gave that interview to People about her new body, which HuffPost wisely summed up as the, “I love my body, I want another one” article — like, has anyone used pictures of themselves with a wee bit of cellulite for more media attention than she has? Well, okay, other than Tyra? And yesterday, I saw tons of paps photos of her gallivanting about with Ali The Bachelorette, in which Ali was holding a rose (in case you didn’t get it). And now this:

GIRLFRIEND. LOADS of people have already worn this, including Boobs Legsly. And say what you will about Boobs Legsly, at least she looked smokin’ in it — the rest of us will look like pale imitators. Except for you — only your face is pale. Also, you’re not IN Twilight, so….I mean, you couldn’t possibly be at the premiere because it’s the hottest ticket in town, sure to be packed with press and fans and you need to get a new job/boyfriend, right? No, no. Surely not. What am I thinking?!