(4) ASHANTI vs. (6) LINDSAY LOHAN
In which Fug Madness brackeologists wonder, “can Lilo defeat…THE VAGINA SLING? Or will THE VAGINA SLING go all the way?” You decide:
Whose fug reigns supreme?
Total Voters: 9,248
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(4) FERGIE vs. (11) ROBYN
Musicians so often make a strong Fug Madness showing. Robyn came out of nowhere, really — would we even have known about her fug arsenal if she hadn’t worn that apocalyptic Grammy outfit? — and Fergie has been a mainstay. I love it when an upstart challenges a stalwart, but does she have enough to take down the potent one-two-three-and-so-on-punch of Fergie Ferg’s fug? I mean, the face-off between BOTH of their Grammy outfits alone is making me lose hair.
Whose fug reigns supreme?
Total Voters: 9,459
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(3) VANESSA HUDGENS vs. (16) KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN
This may be one of the fugliest slideshows I have ever built. Kourtney is part of, and a founder of, Planet Kardashia; Vanessa looks like one of its lost younglings who grew up outside Britney Spears’ house.
Whose fug reigns supreme?
Total Voters: 8,663
Loading ...Some towering contenders went out this time, but the matchups that remain are INTENSE. Like, the Bjork Bracket standoff here… major. And Cher. WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN CHER. By which I mean, her bracket. LOOK:
(3) VANESSA HUDGENS vs. (16) KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN – Monday
Man, Kaftandashian continues her reign of terror, knocking off impressive fug mainstay Chloe Sevigny in the Sweet Sixteen. She racked up an impressive 62 percent of the vote, and is creating an Elite Eight matchup so good it’s worthy of the finals. And Vanessa Hudgens and her pants of shame are still putting up their dukes, K.O.’ing Rooney Mara with a huge 85 percent ovation, and putting her against this year’s Cinderella in a yikes-off.
(4) ASHANTI vs. (6) LINDSAY LOHAN – Tuesday
Sayonara, Lady Gaga. Her elaborately constructed fuggery lost to Lohan’s tragically constructed fuggery, as Lindsay got 66 percent of the vote. Ashanti took out Alexa Chung with 68 percent, which somehow feels like an upset even though she was seeded higher. Then again: vagina sling. It’s interesting that Ashanti is moving on from a matchup with a girl who would NEVER wear her clothes, to a game against a girl who well might someday.
(4) FERGIE vs. (11) ROBYN – Monday
Mrs. Cruise ran up against the brick wall known as Mrs. Duhamel, and only garnered 35 percent of the vote. So she goes home to Suri, and Fergie gets Robyn, about whom I tragically failed to make a cringeworthy Swede Sixteen joke. Still, in the Battle of the Robyns, the one who’s been blonde longer won. As in, not Rihanna. In fact, Ro.Co beat RiRi with 63 percent of the vote, so take THAT, giant long red braids and tacky bodysuits. Platform Timberlands are here to PLAY.
(1) NICKI MINAJ vs (14) KE$HA – Tuesday
Ke$ha and Jessie J were the best matchup of the last round, but in the end, people decided Jessie J’s smiling face should not beat out Ke$ha’s more sullen demeanor. So with 54 percent of the vote, Ke$ha advances. Nicki Minaj, for her part, bounced Sarah Jessica Parker with 70 percent of the vote. Adieu, Ms. Bradshaw.
And the updated Elite Eight bracket:
(1) NICKI MINAJ vs. (4) SARAH JESSICA PARKER
Clearly these ladies are exactly the same. HOW TO CHOOSE.
Whose fug reigns supreme?
Total Voters: 8,108
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@clsmale @museteach Yes, same here. But when I get stuck I go back and play old levels until I get 3 stars. -H
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Fug Madness 2012, Elite Eight: Madonna Bracket
(1) NICKI MINAJ vs (14) KE$HA – Tuesday
This one could be seriously close. Minaj is definitely having a more high-profile year in terms of her career…but Ke$ha seems to really resonate — or “resonate” — with Fug Nation voters.
Whose fug reigns supreme?
Total Voters: 9,126
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