Just in case you were wondering…
… Lady Gaga is now dressing like an ottoman in Paris Hilton’s walk-in closet.
Fug File: fur
Yasmin Le Fug
I like to think that — much as in Bridget Jones’s Diary, where she shows up as the only tart at what she thought was a Tarts and Vicars party (I love you, English fancy dress customs) — Yasmin Le Bon here showed up at the Serpentine Party and said, “damn it, no one told me we weren’t all dressing like Rachel Zoe Circa Summer 2006 anymore! YOU’RE ALL DEAD TO ME!”
Fug file: Fugs, fur, green, jumpsuit, super(and unsuper)models
The Fugoice
Dear Cee-Lo Green,
I enjoy you.
But you need a new assistant, one skilled in keeping you apprised of what day it is. I know you’ve been locked in a cage match with Xtina on a soundstage somewhere — or something — but IT’S JUNE. You can not be running around in a fur-lined coat, because you will give yourself heat prostration and fall over dead and can you imagine what they’ll have to do on The Voice just to deal with that? Carson Daly won’t be able to deal. Hasn’t he already gone through enough in his career? The man was engaged to Tara Reid.
[Photo: Splash]
Guess fug?
This one, I AM going to make you guess.
Let’s look at the evidence: Clearly the lady does not have an allergy to melodrama, and she also suffers from Winter Torso Syndrome, wherein her body must be cloaked in fur and yet her arms are completely at ease in the terrifying summer elements. Seriously, the last time this was practical, Wilma Flintstone was making dinosaur steaks for dinner — and yet, I feel like this outfit — NAY, this very pose — would be in a montage in Pretty Woman if they remade that today.
So, what fugger do you think this is? We will edit the post later to include the answer, but for now, watch, enjoy, and grab your wallets for the inevitable telethon for her terrible disease, which will be called At Our WTS End.
** SIGH, since I never click on the photos, I had no idea that you can do that and it tells you who it is. So, surprised busted. It is Nicole Scherzinger, walking around like she is J.Lo. Although I liked the Rosario Dawson guess, but fortunately (for her), Rosario Dawson does not seem this insane.
[Photo: Splash News]
Fug file: Fugs, fur, Nicole Scherzinger
Fug or Festive: Jane Seymour
Let’s just get this out of the way: I have no idea whether or not this fur is real, but let’s assume for the sake of curtailing vitriol that Jane here is wearing simulated animal pelt.
Do we think owning — and then finding occasion to wear — a knee-length SLEEVELESS red fur coat (really, just a mammoth vest that’s been sliced open) is gloriously decadent, in an Alexis Colby Eats Caviar For Breakfast In Bed On Her Satin Sheets way, or a little insane and impractical in an Alexis Colby Chooses To Wear A Deeply Subtle And Not-At-All Spottable Red Plaid Outfit And Matching Tam O’Shanter While Executing Her Plot To Maybe Kill Or Maim Her Archrival By Firing A Rifle In The Air To Spook Her Horse way?
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Fug file: Fug or Fab, fur, red
There Are No More Fugging Wordplays For Her Anymore
“THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ALL OF THE WORLD.”
“I DID NOT AUTHORIZE THAT COAT. SHE DID NOT CHECK WITH ME FIRST, WHICH IS THE WORST, ‘CAUSE NOW I’LL GET CURSED BECAUSE SHE DOVE INTO A SKUNK HEADFIRST. ALTHOUGH PEPYE LE PEW HAS A NICE RING TO IT SO MAYBE THIS IS THE BABYE TRYING TO SEND US A MESSAGE. I WISH I SPOKE EMBRYE.”
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