Fug File: fur

Fug or Fab: Kylie Minogue


I didn’t watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, but if I had — and Kylie had been mic’ed — I suspect I would have heard her crying, “GREETINGS AMERICANS! I AM WORKING A TURBAN!”

I’m not going to argue with that, but I am going to open the floor to a discussion about that coat. I both kind of like it AND feel like it looks like it was constructed out of the remnants of a very fancy bathmat. That being said, the heater in my apartment has stopped working — and I’m moving in three weeks, so I decided I didn’t care enough to deal with it and thus am working in a coat with the oven on, and may eventually move to working from INSIDE the oven — so it’s possible that my brain has frozen into a place where it makes sense to wear a bathmat.

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Drunkfug McCord


This isn’t as drunky as AnnaLynne’s usual drunkface, but I suspect my own drunkface looks like this sometimes — glassy eyes, stiff smile, slightly manic aura of being afraid I’m about to tip over in my heels and break vital bones.
Maybe that’s why she picked the plush arm cuffs: They’re really just high-fashion wrist guards. Although I prefer to think of them as furry hand turbans. They’ve turned her mitts into Alexis Carrington Colby. And I’m not sure if there’s anything wrong with that.

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Fugbrey O’Day


It’s like Aubrey O’Day woke from a coma this morning with a gasp and thought, “holy crap. It’s nearly Thanksgiving. If I don’t get out there, I am going to be TOTALLY out of the running for Fug Madness this year!”

Welcome back, Aub. Don’t worry. A fur skirt makes up a LOT of ground.

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New Fug Minute


Oh my god, you guys. It’s finally happened.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have FINALLY had themselves SURGICALLY CONJOINED.

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Keeping Up With the Fugdashians


[Photo: Splash News]

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN: Kim, don’t you think this has all gone far enough?

KIM KARDASHIAN: What has?

KOURTNEY: I mean, we’ve been photographed all over town. People remember we’re here. The Kardashian brand has been goosed. Can’t we just take it easy for a couple of days?

KIM: I have no idea what you mean.

KOURTNEY: KIMBERLY. We’re going to JAMBA JUICE and you’re waving around your Birkin and wearing fur arm flaps. FOR A JUICE RUN.

KIM: How do you know I don’t have something happening later for which this outfit is appropriate? I might be lunching with one of the characters from Scruples.

KOURTNEY: Because the schedule we gave the paparazzi says, “JAMBA JUICE RUN: FORMAL.” This is MADNESS.

KIM: You have no vision.

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Destiny’s Fugild


The Other Michelle Williams is amusing me. She wore this to what the photo caption claimed was a contest to find the best bartender in the world:

[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

She DOES look like she’s been drinking.

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