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Fugging Daisies

Jan 6, 2010 By Jessica AT 2:06 pm

I just thought you guys should know that Anna Friel is actually WEARING a FUR TURBAN, a la Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter Dexter Rowan.

[Photo: Splash News]

I don’t actually, technically, have a problem with said turban. In fact, I SALUTE the fur turban. I just thought you should KNOW about it. That’s all.

…the dress made entirely out of doilies, on the other hand, well….maybe it’s not the most seasonal thing I’ve ever seen? Let’s just leave it at that.

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New Year’s Fuggin’ Eve

Dec 21, 2009 By Heather AT 12:00 pm

So, I don’t want to spoil Carson Daly’s New Year’s Bangin’ Eve or whatever his special will be called, but apparently Rihanna and Jay-Z recently were either filming a pre-taped performance for it, or were rehearsing. (I hope Shy Ronnie attended.) And Rihanna’s wardrobe once again does not disappoint.

She started out thusly:

[Photos: Splash News]

Apparently they are shooting this special on Hoth. I desperately hope there’s not a portion of the show where she has to slice open Jay-Z and use his innards for warmth.
And then:

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Fug Ling

Dec 8, 2009 By Jessica AT 9:57 am

She’s baaaack. And tackier than ever, thank God. Bai Ling’s short flirtation with sartorial respectability was both boring, and bad for her brand. This is more like it:

[Photos: WENN.com]

That’s right. She’s wearing a tutu with a fur stole. With ONLY a fur stole. I imagine this is what Carrie Bradshaw is wearing in the credits of the porn version of Sex and the City, called… Sexx and the City.  And, like the the rest of Fug Nation, I couldn’t help but wonder, how does one dance when one is wearing naught but a fur stole as a top? Can one do that without flashing one’s nipples to all and sundry? Let’s find out. I fear it is a spoiler to note that the photo after the jump is not safe for work:

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Aretha Fugklin

Dec 3, 2009 By Heather AT 10:05 am

So, there I was, innocently watching Aretha Franklin sing during the TV special where they light the Rockefeller Plaza tree, marveling yet again at how her boobs are just so incredibly big and wondering if she has back trouble. I don’t mean that to be tacky — there is nothing wrong with her killer curves, and in fact I am all for them; it’s just that whenever I see her, I am mesmerized by her chestal blessings and cannot help contemplating Surprising Things They Are Bigger Than, and tonight what gave me pause is that I think they’re larger than both my infant sons.

Then, though, my gaze drifted to her coat. I cherish the fact that we can always count on Aretha to wear wackadoo cold-weather gear for her performances, and Wednesday was no different:
It’s like her head is poking out a mysterious third sleeve. Check out the close-up:

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Fug City

Dec 3, 2009 By Jessica AT 8:05 am

Although I know it to be true, the concept of all the girls featured in this post being at the same party is amusing, simply thanks to the disparity in their appearances. First, we have Ms Patridge, who looks…cold:

She also looks: conservative, shiny-haired, and fresh-faced, like the president of the PTA, someone you would trust to pick up your mail. On the other side, we’ve got Whitney Port and Roxie “Child of Ken Olin and Patricia Wettig” Olin:

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Real Housefugs of New York

Nov 9, 2009 By Jessica AT 12:11 pm

Have I totally lost the plot, or is Kelly Bensimon walking down the street wearing her bath mat?

I’m serious. And this is honestly not even that surprising. Having watched many an episode of every Real Housewife franchise — because I have no shame — I can truthfully testify that Kelly Bensimon DOES seem to be the sort of person who might look down at her bathroom floor and think, “THIS. I’m going to wear THIS.” I mean, she also jogs down 5th Avenue. THE STREET SECTION. NOT THE SIDEWALK. Wearing a bath mat probably seems neither bizarre nor questionable to the mind who doesn’t see anything weird about forcing traffic to follow her at low speeds while she trots through the streets of New York. We should probably be glad it isn’t her shower curtain.

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