Fug File: Golden Globes

Golden Globes Well Played, Nicole Richie


I was about to open my sass-hole and wonder why Nicole Richie was at the Golden Globes, and then I remembered that it’s on NBC, and so is Fashion Star. Instead I shall bemoan the fact that Jessica Simpson didn’t show up in her finest formal caftan.

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Golden Globes Fug or Fab: Vanessa Hudgens


Guys, I am so torn on this one.

Dynasty Heather appreciates her attempt at growing the heck up, and thinks this is a campy marvel — a tasty throwback gown the likes of which all our favorite ’80s divas would’ve loved to wear for a lily-pond brawl and/or some boring Denver function at which there is a 70-30 chance someone in a nearby room is lighting hate candles. Cranky Heather thinks it’s still too mature for her; that skirt is catching the light like it’s molting; and that the earrings completely thwart her attempt to look more adult and sophisticated because they’re in the middle of a MASSIVE catfight with her shoulders. Both Heathers wish Revenge would do anything even halfway as awesome as the time Adam Carrington painted Jeff Colby’s office with lead paint so the fumes would drive him slowly insane.

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Golden Globes Fug or Fab Carpet: Taraji P Henson


All I know is, now I want Amy Poehler to put on her red carpet outfit, meet up with Taraji here, and go fight crime as two awesome, coordinated ladies:

Do I wish this weren’t a jumpsuit? I do. Do I think it’s a bit Colonel Sanders? I do. Do I secretly kind of enjoy it regardless? Don’t tell anyone.

It might look better without the jacket. Also, you should imagine that I’ve whispered all of this, because I really should not be endorsing a jumpsuit.

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Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Julianna Margulies


Ohhhh, you guys, this one was hard for me. You know how much I love her. And I wanted to embrace the way she vamped it up so confidently, but in the end… this feels like a fancy mess.

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Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Amanda Peet


I’d like to congratulate Amanda Peet:

She has officially rendered me speechless, which I’m sure is a relief for all of us.

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Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Morena Baccarin


Somebody is ginning up her Fug Madness prospects.

And also possibly just ginning up.

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