Oh, girl. Cool necklace, and I’m glad Cinderella got to go to the ball…
… but I think her Fairy Godmother is on an absinthe bender. This is Pretty In Pink plus The Sound of Music plus the heretofore nonexistent season of Project Runway involving only the people who were eliminated first from each season. She’d have been better off with the mice.
Well, the head and the earrings are good — it was a nice night for green accessories.
But she looks like a ballet mummy — the Black Swan, killed, embalmed, and doomed to walk this earth with chapped knees from being unable to separate them.
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Hey! Remember at the Emmys, when Ariel Winter’s boobalicious gown had some people concerned that perhaps it was all Too Much Given Her Delicate Age?
Shall we give her team a giant round of applause for being able to take a note? This is adorably right on her — and so age-appropriate I think it’s late for the SAT.
Not that we don’t love a man in a perfect, classic tux, but it’s fun when Hollywood’s dudes take fashion into their own hands as much as the ladies do. Fun, and potentially also a stumble back in time to the 1970s, when prom suits were pale blue with pink ruffled shirts. Although fortunately nobody pulled that exact trick. Next year, Gervais.
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I feel like this is one of those dress that, if you wore it, you’d spend the whole night ruffling your own layers. Not a euphemism.
Or maybe that’s just me. That being said, I think this is lovely on her — the color is great, and the texture is really interesting. Bonus points for that giant cocktail ring, as it’s never a bad time for a giant ring, in my opinionation. If I were writing this at, say, midnight, I’d probably pen something like, NOTHING GRIMM ABOUT THIS EXCEPT THE PRICE TAG HAR HAR HAR HAR but I’m a cup of coffee into today and so I shall just say: Nicely done, Bitsie!
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@grubreport @thebestjasmine I always felt like they ruined Dean specifically in service of Jess, which is lazy writing for your love tri -H
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