Dear Tony Danza:
I’m so sorry, good sir, but you are no longer the boss.
Remember when Amy Smart was all over the place?
I guess she’s done a voice on Robot Chicken for years, but I always think of her as That Girl I Hated For Reasons I No Longer Recall on Felicity, and, of course, The Beek’s Sweet Girlfriend AKA The One Who Didn’t Wear the Whipped Cream Bikini in Varsity Blues. She also just made a movie called 12 Days of Christmas with Mark-Paul Gosselaar, which is either a Hallmark Hall of Fame or an ABC Family movie and regardless will surely have some Fromage in it to be Fugged. But does her gown require fugging as well?
You take your eyes off the red carpet for a couple of days and look what happens. People go crazy. And at the Arthur premiere, no less. Let’s investigate further.
I mean… sure, okay, whatever.
It looks like she was drinking from the chocolate fountain WITH HER MOUTH, but hey, there is a silver lining: I didn’t have to be there while she was walking from point A to point Crotch.
Let’s get real:
When she gets it right, she really gets it right.