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Met Ball Fug or Fab: Ginnifer Goodwin

May 3, 2011 By Jessica AT 2:30 pm

Once again, I am stuck by how SUPER SERIOUS BIZNIZ Ginnifer Goodwin always looks in photos, despite the fact that, on chat shows and the like, she seems totally bubbly and charming and fun. I don’t know who told her to not to smile AND not to smize, but that person was WRONG, GinGood.  You are adorable: own it.

Also hilarious? Giselle there in the background. Nothing makes for a good photobomb situation like tons of celebrities crammed into a tent together.

Anyway, let’s talk dress:

Love the color. Like, LOVE. And I like it theoretically But girl. I don’t know if this is doing to your hips what you want it to do to your hips:

I’m serious

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Fug or Fab: Amy Smart

Apr 22, 2011 By Jessica AT 9:00 am

Remember when Amy Smart was all over the place?

I guess she’s done a voice on Robot Chicken for years, but I always think of her as That Girl I Hated For Reasons I No Longer Recall on Felicity, and, of course, The Beek’s Sweet Girlfriend AKA The One Who Didn’t Wear the Whipped Cream Bikini in Varsity Blues. She also just made a movie called 12 Days of Christmas with Mark-Paul Gosselaar, which is either a Hallmark Hall of Fame or an ABC Family movie and regardless will surely have some Fromage in it to be Fugged. But does her gown require fugging as well?

You tell me, lovers:

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Arthur Fug or Fab Omnibus

Apr 21, 2011 By Jessica AT 8:00 am
Helen Mirren and Russell Brand
Helen Mirren and Taylor HackfordHelen MirrenRussell Brand and Katy PerryRussell Brand and Katy Perry
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You take your eyes off the red carpet for a couple of days and look what happens. People go crazy. And at the Arthur premiere, no less. Let’s investigate further.

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Oscars Fug Carpet: Paz de la Huerta

Mar 2, 2011 By Heather AT 2:00 pm

I mean… sure, okay, whatever.

It looks like she was drinking from the chocolate fountain WITH HER MOUTH, but hey, there is a silver lining: I didn’t have to be there while she was walking from point A to point Crotch.

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Well Played: Heidi Klum

Jan 28, 2011 By Jessica AT 8:00 am

Let’s get real:

When she gets it right, she really gets it right.

[Photos: WENN.com]

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Golden Globes Trend Carpet: Best/Worst Green

Jan 21, 2011 By Heather AT 7:00 am
Connie Britton
Angelina JolieElisabeth MossMila KunisMichael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones
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Aside from the preponderance of ruffles, the big trend at the Globes seemed to be dark green. Or hunter green, or forest green, or British racing green — whatever you want to call it. I call it a welcome trend on a night where there were a lot of non-hues; I also call it potentially dangerous to all the actresses who wore it whose names aren’t Angelina Jolie, because I could see her going home and calling her posse of knife-collecting assassins and suggesting that they slice and dice all the women who upstaged her color story. Although, Catherine Zeta-Jones will probably be fine. I imagine her as being impervious to knives. She is certainly impervious to cranky toothpicks who don’t know how to do their hair. Oh, yes, Angie, I said it. I may have liked your green and I may have liked the dress on you, but we’re not blind to your head-suit. Perhaps some nutrients would help?

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