I actually love this. A well-deployed print is mighty powerful in a sea of beige and red:
But I extra-love the fact that a) she’s married to Ron Swanson, b) Ron Swanson’s mustache, c) Ron Swanson, and, d) the fact that Brian Grazer is just aimlessly wandering into the shot. BRIAN. YOU KNOW BETTER.
My dirty little secret is that I loved Gwyneth for YEARS. YEARS when it was unpopular to do so. Years and years. I don’t know, I just found her Ice Queen Shiny Blond Nantucket Tweed Driving Gloves Preppy look very appealing, and I really liked Shakespeare in Love. And then I kind of forgot about her, and then GOOP happened, and then I hated GOOP, and then I kind of loved GOOP again and now I secretly do really love GOOP, if only because sometimes it’s so dumb in such a charming way, and then other times it is infuriating and it’s really fun to get infuriated occasionally about things that really aren’t important, because you can get your heart rate up and then totally forget about it. Also, it does have pretty good recipes. And now, with this picture, I might be TOTALLY IN on Gwyneth again.
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But suddenly, I understand that Nicki Minaj and I need to be best friends.
Forget whether or not I’m on Team Rupert (although I am). I want Rupert on Team Me. I want him to show up to important events in my life, like a book signing or my kids’ birthday or the day I finally beat Angry Birds Halloween Level 10 and achieve my OCD goal of having three stars on every Angry Birds Seasons level, wearing an “I *heart* GFY Heather” t-shirt that he made himself, because he cares that much. I won’t even mind if he does it in that hair, or with those Ray Bans With A Secret (all will be revealed in the slideshow). That Draco Malfoy is a lucky guy.
Um. Words might be failing me:
Heather and I have a joke between us, about how we find it hilarious when movie reviews are edited down to their most flattering bits — like, say the original quote is, “Filmmaker Q. J. Random has created a lackluster, crappy movie,” and the miracle of ellipsis turns it into, “Filmmaker Q. J. Random has created…a movie” — and I just said to my laptop, “Brian Wilson has created AN OUTFIT.” Which is not to imply this is either lackluster OR crappy. In fact, it is SPECTACULAR. It’s like what an Olympic Bobsled Team would wear to the Oscars if they had to get there ON THEIR BOBSLEDS and as such, it is AWESOME.
@blueofthebay you don't know my life!!!!!!!!!!! (I am not.) - J
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Well Played Charlize Theron/I Feel For You, Noomi Rapace
I don’t think Charlize looks THAT amazing, and nor do I think Noomi looks that bad, but I couldn’t resist sharing this picture:
Charlize LITERALLY HAS A HALO. I feel like if you’re Noomi Rapace, you’re thinking, “Sure, I am a groovy Swedish actress who once won something called the Guldbagge Award for best actress. Yes, I am dressed like a quirky character in an indie movie who is barely scraping by working as a Diane Keaton impersonator. I look like the sort of person you’d meet smoking outside a weird Parisian cafe, who’d say but few words to you, but you know those words could be life-changing. I can go right back to the hotel, take off my shoes, and go to sleep in this. Everyone knows now that I am clearly an impeccably neat eater. I am clearly awesome. AND YOU’RE MAKING ME STAND NEXT TO AMAZON CHARLIZE THERON WHO HAS A HALO AND LOOKS REALLY HAPPY AND IS WEARING A SUPER CUTE DRESS BUT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE SHE’S TRYING AT ALL. A HALO. I HATE YOU ALL. GULDBAGGE!!”
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