Fug File: Hot Right Now

Cannes Well Played, Nicole Kidman


Keith Urban has the right idea.

Just stand back and bask in the pretty. It’s potent enough for a contact high.

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Fug and Fab the Eurovision Song Contest


Welcome to Cezar of Romania. He may change your life. In a year when Eurovision felt low on enduringly pointless theatrics (no, I’m not talking about you, Random Viking; you were a beautiful mystery), the likes of Romania and Montenegro and, for ten glorious seconds, Ukraine, stepped up and tried to keep things saucy. I know the slideshow is long, but frankly, it SHOULD be longer. In a perfect world, all twenty-six acts would have so much insanity that I’d need four pictures per country to ably cover the madness. Come on, 2014. I know you can get us there.

In the name of expedience I’ve tried to cover the most obviously noteworthy stuff here; if something slipped through the cracks, please post links in the comments, and we can discuss it while I attempt to repent.

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Cannes Fugs and/or Fabs: Jennifer Lawrence


I am beginning to worry that this Dior partnership isn’t going to end up making ANY of us all that happy in the long run.

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Cannes Fug Carpet: Paz Vega Continued


Apparently, this trip to Cannes is all about thighs for Paz Vega.

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Billboard Music Awards Fug: Jennifer Lopez


“HOLA LOVERS. I have a secret. It is why I wear windows for clothes all the time. Do you want to hear? Come close: I am bored. I miss Marc. It is so BLAH when I do not have to make weapons out of toothpicks, or build up immunity to rat poison so that my blood is always murder-y.”

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Billboard Music Fugs: Justin Bieber


The fugpidemic continues apace:

Kid, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE AIR BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS BEFORE THEY BECOME YOUR KNEES.

and there is more

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