Question: What do you get when you cross a leotard with a toga and a curtain tie?
Answer: Kristen Bell getting ready to join the Polyphonic Spree. Who, now that I see them again, really must be kicking themselves for not inventing the Snuggie first.
Fug File: is that a toga I see before me?
Fug or Fab: Sophia Bush
Sophia Bush has had a good couple of weeks on One Tree Hill: her character has both pistol-whipped a murderer AND made out with Austin Nichols. Nice work if you can get it. And I am rather fond of her in general. Which may be clouding my judgment here:
She looks pretty….but this is essentially a sheet, right?
Fug file: Uncategorized, is that a toga I see before me?, One Tree Hill, wearing white
People’s Choice Press Room Fug: Kate Hudson
You can not expect me to believe that this was the best option Kate Hudson had last night:
For one thing, the skirt portion appears to be incredibly dirty. And I’m pretty sure she didn’t get into a knockdown drag-out on the red carpet that spilled over into the gutter, so….color me perplexed. For another, this seems to be drifting dangerously close to looking like something from Dorothy Zbornak’s evening wear line, to the point where I half expect to see that the next picture of her in the press room involves her biting her fist in front of a giant wedge of cheesecake. Looks like those of you who picked Kate in our Who Will Look Most Ridiculous At the People’s Choice Awards pool have a good argument for taking home the prize (bragging rights, and half a tuna sandwich). Congrats!
Fug or Fab: Rosario Dawson
Something about this dress reminds me of Barbara Eden’s costume in I Dream of Jeannie. I think it’s the colors. Also, the gauzy fabrics. It looks a bit like what you’d expect Jeannie to pick out for the window treatments if she remodeled the side of her bottle:
That is not a terrible thing. Now, I personally far preferred Bewitched to I Dream of Jeannie, if only because Samantha Stephens is a much more interesting woman than Jeannie, and would only ever refer to Darwood as “Master” sarcastically and then he might end up being accidentally turned into a llama by her mother. Also, Bewitched has better outfits and a far superior batch of supporting characters, although I will acknowledge that Larry Hagman is seriously cute in Jeannie. But I had to give it up to Jeannie for the decor of the inside of her bottle. While I was always terribly frustrated as a child — home sick from school, because what else do you do as a kid home sick in the 80s but watch reruns of The Brady Bunch, Bewitched, I Dream of Jeannie and, obviously, a bit of The Price is Right? — by the fact that Jeannie very rarely changed her clothes (TRY SOMETHING OTHER THAN HAREM PANTS. AREN’T YOU BORED?, I would think to myself), I really thought her bottle was beautifully decorated, and that child in me kind of likes this dress. It is the same part of my psyche that loves flocked wallpaper. Is that so wrong?
@overwhitmanated She's a-lee-see-a -H
Met Ball Fug Carpet: Boobs Legsly
BOOBS: Hey, Kaiser! Can I call you Kaiser?
KARL LAGERFELD: No. not unless we’ve met before, and even so, nicknames are for lazy. REPENT.
BOOBS: Right, cool, got it. But seriously, it’s me. It’s Blake.
KARL: Blake Carrington?
BOOBS: Blake Lively. The face of Chanel.
KARL: No, knave. You are a wig factory of LIES.
BOOBS: It’s true! Look, you even gave me this awesome toga to wear.
KARL: It is not a toga. It is a dream uterus.
BOOBS: Really? Wow. So in a way, I’m, like, being born from your dreams.
KARL: Only if my dreams are in fact nightmares pregnant with wallpaper. PEEL.
BOOBS: Okay, I can…
KARL: TOUCH ME NOT.
BOOBS: Let me try this again:
good luck with that, non-boobs non-legsly
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