Is she at the Miss Jumpsuit America 2013 pageant?
They just kept popping up, so I decided to put them all together in a little slideshow ode to Please Stop Trying To Ruin Pants Because We Need Other Starlets To Wear Them.
Look, this is daft. But after the mind-numbingly unimaginative naked-crazy of Jennifer Morrison, I appreciate a girl who decides to go somewhere dressed as one of Liberace’s drawing rooms.
I think possibly every person in the background of this photo — be it amusedly or with flinty awkwardness — is thinking some version of the following: ”WHAT? NO.”
I mean, the horribly fit top, the wrinkles, the Frowny Groinparts… Even the baby is averting her eyes. Clever girl.
[Photo: Splash News]
Her hair looks normal! Her face — when she doesn’t crack her lips to show off the gold tooth, which is absurd — looks clean and sane and cute! KE$HA APPEARS TO BE BATHING!