I like to think that — much as in Bridget Jones’s Diary, where she shows up as the only tart at what she thought was a Tarts and Vicars party (I love you, English fancy dress customs) — Yasmin Le Bon here showed up at the Serpentine Party and said, “damn it, no one told me we weren’t all dressing like Rachel Zoe Circa Summer 2006 anymore! YOU’RE ALL DEAD TO ME!”
Fug File: jumpsuit
KIM KARDASHIAN: Gee, Vera Wang, thanks so much for coming out with me and my cameras and my hideous, hideous jumpsuit today.
VERA WANG: Yep.
KIM: A LOT of designers wouldn’t deign to be on my show. Or to be snapped by the paps with me like this. ESPECIALLY given what I’m wearing right now!
KIM: And you’re wearing something noteworthily nutty yourself!
KIM: All of this combines to make me think that maybe your business needs some PR of some sort or perhaps even some cash.
VERA: No comment.
KIM: Although you DID also do Khloe’s dress, so maybe you are a secret Kardashian mega-fan!
VERA: SERIOUSLY NO COMMENT.
Thank you, Heidi Klum:
The next time someone asks me what my problem is with jumpsuits, I’m just going to direct them to this.
[Photo by: Splash]
Olivia Newton-John did not wear this in Xanadu.
But she probably should have. Preferably WITH the roller skates.
Oh, Naomi Watts:
You’re a delicious dish, but not even you can pull off no bra and an haphazardly-belted sweatsuit jumpsuit (swumpsuit?). You look like you’re one sports bra away from triumphantly racing up the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art and then beating the hell out of a side of beef.