Fug File: jumpsuit

Yasmin Le Fug

Jun 29, 2011 By Jessica AT 1:00 pm

I like to think that — much as in Bridget Jones’s Diary, where she shows up as the only tart at what she thought was a Tarts and Vicars party (I love you, English fancy dress customs) — Yasmin Le Bon here showed up at the Serpentine Party and said, “damn it, no one told me we weren’t all dressing like Rachel Zoe Circa Summer 2006 anymore! YOU’RE ALL DEAD TO ME!”

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Fugging Up with the Kardashifugs

Jun 28, 2011 By Jessica AT 8:00 am

KIM KARDASHIAN: Gee, Vera Wang, thanks so much for coming out with me and my cameras and my hideous, hideous jumpsuit today.

VERA WANG: Yep.

KIM: A LOT of designers wouldn’t deign to be on my show. Or to be snapped by the paps with me like this. ESPECIALLY given what I’m wearing right now!

VERA: Yep.

KIM: And you’re wearing something noteworthily nutty yourself!

VERA: Yep.

KIM: All of this combines to make me think that maybe your business needs some PR of some sort or perhaps even some cash.

VERA: No comment.

KIM: Although you DID also do Khloe’s dress, so maybe you are a secret Kardashian mega-fan!

VERA: SERIOUSLY NO COMMENT.

[Photo: Splash]

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Project Fugway

Jun 24, 2011 By Jessica AT 9:00 am

Thank you, Heidi Klum:

The next time someone asks me what my problem is with jumpsuits, I’m just going to direct them to this.

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Fug or Fab: Cameron Diaz

Jun 22, 2011 By Heather AT 8:00 am

Well, I wrote this before Cam-Cam showed up at the Bad Teacher premiere the other day in an actual skirt, but whatever. Bear with me. For a moment in time in Germany, the Cameron Diaz Romper Tour of 2011 continued apace:

This is from her appearance on Wetten Dass?, alongside J.Lo and Heidi Klum’s Poisoned Crotch outfit, and I really hope someone shows her this photo as evidence that she needs to stop trying to hang onto A-Rod by doing workouts with him that involve, like, pulling around giant tires or whatever. Those guns are a tad overloaded and her neck muscles are starting to look like doom. She is Cameron Diaz, not Magnus Ver Magnusson, World’s Strongest Man.

Cammy did ditch the romper for the movie’s German premiere, though:

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The Big Fug Theory

Jun 21, 2011 By Heather AT 9:00 am

Olivia Newton-John did not wear this in Xanadu.

But she probably should have. Preferably WITH the roller skates.

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King Fug

Jun 10, 2011 By Jessica AT 12:00 pm

Oh, Naomi Watts:

You’re a delicious dish, but not even you can pull off no bra and an haphazardly-belted sweatsuit jumpsuit (swumpsuit?). You look like you’re one sports bra away from triumphantly racing up the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art and then beating the hell out of a side of beef.

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