Fug File: leather

Fugsie J


Let’s discuss baggy leather pants.

I know that tight does not always mean right, but with leather, doesn’t it just end up looking like she is wearing her garbage out to the Dumpster?

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Fugs and Fabs: This Week In Miley


Since her Cosmo cover caused such a stir among her fans — in a good way; they are obsessed with it, and in fact, at the launch party, we saw a long line of people who seemed decidedly too old to be waiting for her to autograph their issue — Miley has had a pretty good PR week. Let’s see how she clothed it.

[Photos: Getty, WENN]

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Oscars Fug or Fab Carpet: Felicity Jones


“Why hasn’t America embraced me more?”

“Is it because my movie hinged upon my character making a ginormous mistake vis a vis paperwork that basically no one who’s ever had said paperwork would be dumb enough to make? Perhaps leather will help. IT WORKED FOR JOLIE ONCE UPON A TIME. If only I had a leg slit….”

BUT THE DRESS:

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Well Played, Rooney Mara


Rooney Mara’s hair is growing on me. It’s still a bit harsh on her,  but she’s finding ways to work with it that don’t involve crazy-ass makeup and which bring out her eyes:

The dress itself is cool, too. Yet also somehow boring to me — not on its own merits, bust just because my vague takeaway from Rooney’s other Dragon Tattoo looks is that she did a lot of stuff with flashes of skin, and a lot of darkness. Specifically, it reminds me of this look. So even though I like it on her — I couldn’t find a photo in our subs that showed the silver peep-toes she neatly paired with it — I also kept wanting to beg her to wear a color. Just once. Surprise me. Knock me out of my socks, and then launder them and put them back on because my feet are cold. You get the gist.

So did she, apparently:

and the gist is this

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Well Played, Charlize Theron


What’s that line from Singin’ in the Rain?

“She’s so refined. I think I’ll kill myself”? That’s kind of how I feel about Charlize. Except replace “refined” with “gorgeous” and “I’ll kill myself” with “I’m just going to eat this giant bag of pretzels.” AND IT NEVER ENDS:

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Cat Deelfug


If this were just the top 90 percent of the outfit, we’d be doing some business.

 

But with the bottom ten percent, it looks like we’ll be doing some skiing, or going to the hospital to get her feet surgically removed from the vases she stepped in on a dare.

Actually, the thing is, the shoes themselves look  like they could be very cute:

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