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Fug Peter

May 6, 2011 By Jessica AT 1:00 pm

Dear Zoe Salmon,

Just because it’s the FHM Sexiest Woman Alive party, it doesn’t ALSO mean you’re required to dress like you just fell off the cover of FHM to get inside.

Love,

Jessica

PS: I’m pretty sure.

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Fugra Harring

Dec 16, 2010 By Heather AT 12:00 pm

According to this step-and-repeat, change begins within.

Laura Harring

And that’s beautiful, and existentially meaningful. But I would argue that change can also begin at your workbench, where you put down the glitter and glue gun and decide NOT to sparkle up your bodyshaper so that you can turn it into outerwear. And change can begin in your shoe closet, where you step away from the platform heels that turn up at the toe, as if you are wearing the pump version of Dutch clogs. And change definitely begins at the tulle factory, which you can decide not to rob at glue-gunpoint.

It can also begin at home…

Wait For It

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Fugtoria’s Secret

Oct 21, 2010 By Jessica AT 10:00 am

Okay, FINE, Victoria’s Secret:

As long as you don’t expect me to wear it LIKE THIS.

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Fugl’ Kim

Jul 19, 2010 By Heather AT 11:00 am

If this is what Lil’ Kim wore to the after-party for her concert…

… then what’s left for the inevitable after-after party? Tassels? By the after-after-after party, she’ll be left with nothing but to wear a lampshade on her head and shout “FRAGIIIIIILE” at the top of her lungs.Seems like poor planning, no?
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The Fug Factor

Jun 9, 2010 By Jessica AT 12:00 pm

I think my favorite part of this look is that the photo makes it appear as though Cheryl Cole is wearing a wee little top hat that says, “Vaseline” on it.

I mean, I guess that’s one way to take your favorite sexy nightgown from the bedroom to the boardwalk, right? (Or wherever you may be wishing to wear it — the Hot Dog on a Stick, the Bed, Bath and Beyond. Whatever.) Me, I think I would just save these for those nights when, say, I was inviting over a gentleman caller, who I needed to talk into committing murder for me (it’s that fancy a nightgown), but I don’t know her life.

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Aubrey Fug’Day

Mar 15, 2010 By Heather AT 8:00 am

[Photo: WENN.com]

AUBREY: I am so excited to be wearing my best negligee to promote my new cherry-flavored milkshake!
ELMO: Elmo feel lactose intolerant.
AUBREY: Come on, doggies! Smile for the camera!
ELMO: Elmo feel pity.
AUBREY: Wouldn’t it be fun if we took Elmo home to live with us? We could dress him up and dye him pink and–
ELMO: Elmo feel frightened.
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