Fug File: Madonna Bracket

Fug Madness 2013: THE FINAL GAME


 

(2) KIM KARDASHIAN vs. (1) JUSTIN BIEBER

Are you ready to cast your final vote in this year’s Fug Madness? Will it be for Justin Bieber — the first man to ever advance to the final game, having defeated the otherwise unstoppable Rihanna, and the seemingly unbeatable Lindsay Lohan, not to mention Lady Gaga, who actually emerged from an inflatable vagina this year and STILL lost? Or will you use your civil might to advance, at last, Kim Kardashian, who took down Kristen Stewart’s Cavalcade of Sheer before destroying her brother’s ex, Rita Ora, who (never forget) once wore a florescent pelvic harness.

I suspect both of these people spend more time thinking about Kanye than they’d like to admit.

Whose fug reigns supreme?

  • Justin Bieber (59%, 5,815 Votes)
  • Kim Kardashian (41%, 4,068 Votes)

Total Voters: 9,858

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Fug Madness 2013, The Final Four: Cher vs. Madonna Brackets


In which a woman who dated Rob Kardashian takes on the sister of Rob Kardashian. How is it possible that this entire match hinges on Rob freaking Kardashian?

Archives: Rita Ora, Kim Kardashian

Whose fug reigns supreme?

  • Rita Ora (37%, 3,471 Votes)
  • Kim Kardashian (63%, 5,940 Votes)

Total Voters: 9,417

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Fug Madness 2013, Elite Eight: Madonna Bracket


(1) KRISTEN STEWART vs. (2) KIM KARDASHIAN 

A clash of two transparency titans. Kanye clearly wishes we’d keep him out of it. Sorry, sir. Should’ve thought of that. RECONSIDER.

Archives: Kristen Stewart, Kim Kardashian

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Fug Madness 2013, Sweet Sixteen, Madonna Bracket Part II


(1) KRISTEN STEWART v. (4) KE$HA

This is possibly the only time these two will ever meet in anything. Wait, what am I saying? They’re both at Coachella in this very slideshow. I hope they hang out there this year and trash talk!

Archives: Kristen Stewart, Ke$ha

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Fug Madness 2013, Sweet Sixteen: Madonna Bracket, Part I


(2) KIM KARDASHIAN vs. (3) CARLY RAE JEPSEN

If only it were three years ago and I could make a gif of Kanye popping into this slideshow, saying, “IMMA LET YOU FINISH, CARLY, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS KIM HAD THE FUGLIEST YEAR OF ALL TIME!” Sadly, I can no longer make that joke. But it would have been AMAZING, you guys. Kim sailed into this game, while CRJ had to fight to make it past Halle Berry in the last round. Does she have enough in the tank to take down THE KARDASHIAN? Look at the slideshow and make your choice!

(PS: As always, the archives are here for you: Kim Kardashian, CRJ)

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Fug Madness 2013, Round Two: Madonna Bracket, Part II


 

(4) KE$HA vs. (5) JESSICA CHASTAIN

In many ways, I’ve come to expect Cracked-Out May Queen Doing The Walk Of Shame from Ke$ha.

But I did not expect — and hope never to see again — this from Jessica Chastain:

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