Although I know that haters gonna hate, I don’t hate Leelee Sobieski’s dress:
It looks like a particularly complex and high-end version of The Infinite Dress — I think all kinds of different parts of it are removable, like Choose Your Own Adventure in dress form. That being said: GIRL. YOUR MAKEUP. Listen, Here On Earth was an entertaining movie, in a cheesy way, but you shouldn’t be reminding us of your role in it via your makeup, because, if I may remind you: YOU HAD RARE AND FICTIONAL KNEE CANCER IN THAT THING. .




















@abbymcdonald thanks!
Well Played From The Neck Down, Gwen Stefani
I’m batting cleanup on Cannes a little, and couldn’t let this Gwen Stefani outfit pass without judgment.
It is Armani Prive, and although it’s very striking, I keep hoping, say, Victoria Beckham will show up in the exact same dress and then the two of them will have extreme tantrums for about an hour including commercial breaks. Of course, since V.Becks is pregnant, that shoots to hell the story where she loses her virginity in a hotel room shortly thereafter. I am pretty sure it was not an immaculate conception, because have you SEEN her husband?
Anyway, back to Gwen. Aside from the echoes of 90210 glory, and maybe even slightly because of, I rather like this on her. I appreciate that it’s got a twist to it but manages still to be less busy than some of what she likes to do — before Cannes, it had been a while since she showed up wearing gowns, and it’s interesting to see how she’s metamorphosed since her last mega media blitz. The back is also lovely in its simplicity:
But we have got to talk about her makeup.
pull up a stool at sephora, gwen
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