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Hotness Retrospectfug: Adam Brody

Sep 16, 2011 By Jessica AT 10:00 am
Adam Brody, Mischa Barton and Benjamin McKenzie, 2003
Fox Fall Season Launch Event , 20042005 Teen Choice AwardsLaunch Of The T-Mobile Sidekick 3, 2006Los Angeles Premiere Of "A Scanner Darkly," 2006
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Let’s not pretend we need a reason to do this.

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Harry Potter and the Fugly Hallows

Jul 8, 2011 By Jessica AT 10:00 am

JAMIE CAMPBELL BOWER: I am SUPER EXCITED about my new endorsement deal!

BONNIE WRIGHT: It’s clearly not for hairbrushes.

JCB: What’s that, most precious flower of my love? My sweet little satin-wrapped schoolteacher-looking tartlet?

BW: Oh, nothing! Nothing! What are you endorsing?

JCB: Duh! FAUX TAN. They’re calling it GRINDELGLOW! It’s the Bronzer Favored By Grindelwald!

BW: I don’t remember Grindelwald being described as tan in the book…

JCB: No! But don’t you think, while he was off nursing his wounds from breaking up with Dumbledore-slash-maybe accidentally murdering someone, he TOTALLY went bumming around, like, Ibiza and stuff?

BW: I…thought he was off plotting all kinds of nefarious stuff and raising an army for world domination and acting as a kind of proto-Voldemort?

JCB: You can TOTALLY do that poolside!

BW: Our marriage is going to be really entertaining.

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Fug World

Apr 28, 2011 By Jessica AT 12:00 pm

I can’t believe none of you emailed to tell us that, at some point over the last six months, Adam Lambert here fell under the thrall of the Dark Lord and is now acting as his (extremely UNSUBTLE) emissary on earth. I mean, when he comes up to me at the Whole Foods at some point this summer and offers to trade me a particularly lovely clutch of organic radishes for my eternal soul or whatever, I’d be likely to turn him down ANYWAY, but a heads-up would have been nice.

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Kids’ Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Kevin McHale

Apr 4, 2011 By Jessica AT 8:00 am

Could someone please explain to me why Glee’s Kevin McHale looks like he just climbed out of a well?

In the 1930s?

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Twifug

Mar 14, 2011 By Heather AT 2:00 pm

I have a lot of questions about Kellan Lutz.

The first of which is: Really?

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Red Riding Fug

Mar 8, 2011 By Jessica AT 12:00 pm

Shiloh Fernandez here was up for the Edward role in Twilight, was supposed to be the dude-lead in the TRAGICALLY overlooked Gossip Girl 80s spin-off, and is rumored to be up for the Johnny Depp part in the reboot of 21 Jump Street.

I can see it.

I can also offer $500 to the first stylist TO FIX THIS. Everything was going so well….until we took that sharp left into LUMBERJACKVILLE.

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