I don’t know — I just have the hardest time getting excited about Alicia Keys, which extends to anything she wears on the red carpet. Her latest song is called “This Girl Is On Fire,” and I swear, she could borrow Fezzik’s Holocaust cloak and ACTUALLY be on fire and I might still be like, “Eh, let me think about it after a sandwich.”
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Okay, so the headline here is misleading. I don’t really think this is that hot. But I’m just relieved CRJ is wearing something that actually does belong on a 26-year old person, as opposed to how she usually looks, which is like a Saturday Night Live actress languishing in a skit about toddlers.
Still on my list: a new hairstyle that flatters her face; an accomplished tailor; and a friend who knows when and how to send her to the aforementioned tailor. But the fabric is pretty. If you yanked it up and then fit it to her properly, and maybe threw in some better accessories and a headband, we might be able to get ourselves off this hellish roundabout.
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Poor Taylor Swift. I get that by writing songs about her bad boyfriends, she’s putting those relationships under the microscope, but now Us Weekly is dedicating entire covers to how she — at the ripe old age of 22 — apparently can’t find love. Obviously she should just give up on her shriveled old eggs right now and invest in a burial plot for one. Instead, she somehow mustered up the will to carry on, and attended MTV’s European Music Awards.
The trouble is, I can’t decide if this is slinky and cool, or an experiment that needed some revisions. The frosted side abs aren’t ideal, for instance. The extra white decoration on the neckline could go, because those cap sleeves are pretty and don’t need the competition. And I’m a little wigged out by how it all converges to make it look like we’re seeing straight through it to an ice storm raining from her pelvis. And yet I can’t bring myself to write it off, because somehow there’s still something striking and pretty there. What would you do, Fug Nation?
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MTV EMAs: Various And Sundry Random Fugs
The European randoms who populate these things are so much more interestingly nutballs than our homegrown ones.
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