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MTV EMAs Fug: Heidi Klum

Nov 12, 2012 By Heather AT 8:00 am
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This was kind of like the Circus of Laughing Gas version of when Carrie Underwood hosts things.

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MTV EMAs Fug or Fab: Gwen Stefani

Nov 12, 2012 By Heather AT 7:00 am

This woman doesn’t age.

Also, if you think this is just a blouse, then you don’t know her very well.

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MTV Europe Awards: Jared Leto

Nov 9, 2011 By Heather AT 9:00 am

This is important, guys. Is Jared Leto (and his bandmate from Thirty Odd Foot of Seconds To Mars or whatever the hell vanity band it is) wearing a skirt?

More specifically, is that a dress/skirt over pants? Or tights? Or leggings? So basically, it’s… something over something else? Back when I was in love with Jordan Catalano, I never imagined I would grow up and need to lecture him on the passé evils of dresses over pants. I can’t…  it’s so… do k.d. lang and Zooey Deschanel even HAVE a joint marching band?

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MTV Europe Music Awards Yay: Theo Huxtable

Nov 7, 2011 By Heather AT 3:00 pm

TRACEE: Theooooo!

MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER: Hi, Tracee. You look…

TRACEE: Theooooooo!

M-JM: Yes. Yes, I was Theo Huxtable. But I’d rather talk about–

TRACEE: Theoooooooooo!

M-JM: Is this all we’re going to do? We’re not going to talk about how your pockets look like a melting candle?

TRACEE: Theooooooooooooo!

M-JM: Really? That’s all this is? You just wanted an excuse to make a Cosby Show reference?

TRACEE: … You want me to talk about the fact that you were in Fool’s Gold? Or that weird-ass Jeremiah show with Dylan McKay? Or …

M-JM: I HAVE BEEN IN SOME RESPECTABLE PROJECTS.

TRACEE: BUT NONE OF THEM FEATURED A BEST FRIEND NAMED COCKROACH.

M-JM: You have a point there.

TRACEE: Thanks… THEOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

M-JM: Is that going to be on my tombstone?

TRACEE: Damn straight, yooooooooooo.

M-JM: I knew it.

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MTV Europe Music Awards Fug Carpet: Selena Gomez

Nov 7, 2011 By Jessica AT 10:00 am
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I guess Selena here got to take a break from all the allegations that her boyfriend Justin Bieber (ew) fathered (ew) the child of some random groupie (ew) after, um, making sweet love to said groupie in the bathroom backstage (ew) at one of his concerts (ew). Girl, I can think of no better reason to leave the country.  Ireland is beautiful and you know that if the Baby Daddy Rumor Mill (ew) gets too intense, it shouldn’t be too hard to find someone to serve you a delicious Guinness. Be that as it may, let’s look at the outfits she trotted out as she played The Carrie Underwood of the MTV EMAs.

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MTV Europe Music Awards Fug Carpet: Katy Perry (AND FRIEND?!?!?)

Nov 7, 2011 By Heather AT 9:00 am

I feel like Katy Perry might be Over It.

This doesn’t seem like our usual exuberant Katy Perry. She seems like a tired drag Katy — who, I guess, would be named Kary Perineum, or something — whose wig dried on the window ledge too long and began to melt. She also appears to be wearing a billboard for a new Saturday morning Cars knockoff about a bunch of anthropomorphic pool rafts in Palm Springs. Although come to think of it, if I were to choose anyone to sing the theme song for that show, it would be Katy.

But perhaps she’s not merely bored. Could there be another reason why she seems to be a less sparkly shadow of her usual self?

yes there could

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