Fug File: Oscars

Oscars YIKES Carpet: Naomie Harris


Did anyone bring a speculum? Because she might as well get her annual, as long as everything is out and ready.

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Oscars Fug and Fabs: Basic Black


Wow, a LOT of people wore black to these parties.  Some of their efforts were more successful than others.

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Oscars Well Played: Danai Gurira


I love this on her. And I’m not just saying that because she has a katana and knows how to use it.

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Oscars Well Played, Adele


I have major Hair and Lipstick Envy when it comes to Adele. And Voice Envy, but I assume that goes without saying.

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Oscars (and Way, Way Beyond) Fugs and Fabs: Jacki Weaver


So it turns out we haven’t covered Jacki Weaver much this season. Which is to say, AT ALL. How did that happen? I’m sorry, Jacki. I hate it when we fight.

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Oscars Obviously Red Carpet: Sarah Silverman and Helena Bonham Carter


Two women who will never be mentioned in the same sentence again, unless it’s “Helena Bonham Carter drove her car through the front door of Sarah Silverman’s house this weekend, in a bizarre traffic accident the British legend blamed on forgetting which side of the road she was supposed to be on,” or “CAA represents such varied celebrities as Helena Bonham Carter and Sarah Silverman.” But in this case, I’m lumping them together because neither one of them looks particularly good, but they look bad in the way that they ALWAYS look bad and therefore your reaction is going to be much the same. Namely: “OF COURSE.”

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