Fug File: Oscars

Oscars Fugs and Fabs: The Legends


Right when Shirley Bassey started singing, “GooooooldFINGAHHHHHH,” I turned to Jessica and said, “She’s not performing this song. She is PERFORMING this SONG.”

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Oscars Cute Weekend: Quvenzhané Wallis


This must have been a weird couple of months for Quvenzhané Wallis. It’s hard to say how much a nine-year old absorbs from an experience like this, if only because when you’re little, sometimes things that are mind-boggling for an adult seem normal, because you don’t have as much life experience to compare with. Young Oscar winners, like Anna Paquin, have said that they didn’t even realize exactly what was going on at the time — and in Quvenzhané’s case, when it comes to certain aspects of being in the public eye, that’s probably for the best. (For example, I were her mother, I damn well wouldn’t want to have to explain the details of The Onion’s deeply misguided joke, and the press reaction to that, to her. Because you have got to be kidding me. VERY POORLY.)

However, it’s pretty easy to grasp that people think she looks cute. Because she did. Let’s all take a moment to reflect on the fact that she doing to star in the Annie remake, and that therefore it might be awesome.

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Oscars Mostly Well Played: Kristen Chenoweth


You know, Cheno did a pretty good job with her hosting duties for ABC. She managed to be enthusiastic, conversational, spontaneous, and also real, like when she kept falling out of her heels and eventually gave up and took them off completely. She’s a little Actressy at times — there were moments where I expected her to stretch out an arm and sweep it around herself in a half-circle — but I’d rather that than some of the alternatives. Basically, she was fun on-camera, and she seems like she’d be SUPER fun off-camera, where we could get real for a second and gossip and talk about whether hair extensions burn as quickly as I imagine.

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Oscars Fug or Fab: Rosamund Pike


Y’all know I love a pattern on a formal gown:

I’m just not entirely convinced this pattern is the key to my heart. I’m pretty sure I spied it most recently on a Barbie doll.

That being said: Barbie had some good outfits, if we're being honest.

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Oscars Fugs or Fines: Helen Hunt


Sometimes I wonder if Helen Hunt sits at home pricking the larynx of her Anne Hathaway voodoo doll, muttering, “I was NAKED for WEEKS ON END, and it had to be the same year you cut your hair and ate oatmeal squares and did a one-take song with yellowed teeth? RAGE.” It might account for why every time Anne opened her mouth the past two months, Twitter cringed.

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Oscar Weekend Fug or Fab Carpet: Leslie Mann


Between this and her Emmys dress — which, as you know, I loved – I feel like Leslie Mann has decided she is ONLY going to dress like she’s throwing a Palm Springs Pool Party.

And because I too wish I were always at a Palm Springs Pool Party, I actually like this dress. If it existed in a vacuum. Or were at a Palm Springs Pool Party for real. At the Oscars, I’m less convinced.

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