Fug File: PANTS WHAT

Adam Fugbert


Oh, my God, it’s happening.

Bieber Fever is sweeping the nation again, but this time, it means something else. Something pelvic. Quick, somebody get this kid more cowbell.

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Fug The Trouser-Based Outfits


They just kept popping up, so I decided to put them all together in a little slideshow ode to Please Stop Trying To Ruin Pants Because We Need Other Starlets To Wear Them.

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The Fantastic Fug


Oh, Lady Timberbiel. You think you’re so fashion-forward, but instead, you are ass-backwards.

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Scrolldown Fug: Katie Holmes


Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: sweatslacks.

The Letterman Dumpster could not be reached for comment, as it was too busy rifling through the fourteen better pairs of pants in its depths to see if one of them would go with this outfit.

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Taylor Badfug


Y’all, it’s happening. We must issue an All Points Fuggetin for Zach Braff’s girlfriend, Taylor Bagley, for doing something no sentient being has yet dared.

She has been inspired by Vanessa Hudgens’ pants. No matter how hard suspect’s boyfriend Zach Braff is trying to distract us with his man-nipples, the lure of the lace pants over spankies will prove too strong for onlookers to resist; we must therefore consider Suspect to be armed with a weapon of mad construction, and/or infected with a fuggotoxin that is more pervasive than previously thought. The public is urged to look anywhere but at her — including Mr. Braff’s areolae, should the safety net be there — for fear of mass contagion. Be strong out there, Fug Nation. Be safe. Or, go home take cover, because the fugpocalypse might be nigh, and we could be ten minutes fro it raining locusts in lucite leggings and bullfrogs in peplum hammer pants.

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Fug Break


You guys, I think we have met the cousin of this pair of pants.

Turns out they’re from a family of TROUSER SOCIOPATHS.

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