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Fug File: performances
VMAs Fug Carpet: Jessie J
On the up side, Jessie J took the time to accessorize her broken foot. On the down side, the rest of her is wearing accessories ONLY.
Fug file: Awards & Galas, Photos, Hot Right Now, performances, VMAs, Jessie J
I Think Fug’s Alone Now
Yes. This happened.
Fug file: Photos, people we don't see out much, performances, Debbie Gibson, Tiffany
Fuglis
This is magical.
If skydiving on a bike were an Olympic sport, I would fully expect to see Kelis in the parade at the Summer Olympics opening ceremonies. Please, somebody, just give the woman her own country; it would be the greatest one-woman parade since the last time Dolly Parton walked somewhere.
Fug file: Fugs, catsuits, performances, Kelis
All The Fuggle Ladies
I love Beyonce. The face is pure beauty shot, like she’s on the cover of Allure, and the body is posing for the section of the Victoria’s Secret catalog with really complicated lingerie that requires some sort of advanced degree to remove. Like it’s a puzzle, or an Amazing Race roadblock: Figure out which string to pull to make the whole thing disappear.
Fug file: Photos, performances, yellow, Beyonce
@blueofthebay you don't know my life!!!!!!!!!!! (I am not.) - J
Fug the Costumes: Katy Perry
Katy Perry started a tour in the UK last night, and aside from this terrible, terrible wig (why not just go back to brown, Katy? This sits on your noggin like a follicular bird dropping), the entire affair looks like it was staged in candy-coated technicolor Wonkavision. It should be noted that I have zero idea in what order these costumes actually appeared, so let’s just roll with the unknown, beginning with pinwheels of Brachs peppermints. I assume they actually started turning at some point. I mean, isn’t that how Katy Perry got us all secretly hooked on her irritatingly catchy songs in the first place — hypnosis? How else to explain how she wore me down? Because I was fighting it and fighting it and then suddenly I woke up one day and was like, “You know what? I WILL shut up and put my money where my mouth is! That IS what I get for waking up in Vegas!” She is like a funhouse prophet. Willy Wonka would approve. So would his orange posse. Hmm, I feel a song coming on…
[Photos: WENN]
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