17 photos in galleryBasically, we couldn’t resist any excuse to run this photo. But asid from the fact that the fixation with his hair makes him the male version of The Rachel these days, it’s actually sort of fascinating to flip through A Year In The Life, because I SWEAR by the end he looks older. Which he’s supposed to, but still. It’s the magic of slideshows.
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A Letter of Truth Britney Spears Retrospectfug
35 photos in galleryHI Y’ALL!
In the spirit of Christmas giving and sharing and loving and cheeseballs and mistletooties and Santa and New Year’s eve and New Year’s Eve and why aren’t I in that movie? You KNOW I can act, y’all SAW Crossroads.
What was I saying? Oh, right. Y’all, I thought it would be fun for all of us all to take a look back at some of the cracked-out shit I’ve worn in the last ten years. Even I don’t know what I was thinking but let’s just blame Justin for most of this right? Right. (Not really, Justin, you were the best thing that ever happened to me call me Jessica Biel is no me. Jessica Biel isn’t even Cameron Diaz, am I right? Y’all know I’m right. Yeah, yeah, I’m all engaged to whatshisname now and yeah, whatshisname is actually all nice and responsible and BLAH BLAH BLAH I STILL HAVE THE MATCHING DENIM OUTFITS IS WHAT I AM SAYING.)
HAPPY HOLIDAZE,
BRITNEY!
[Photos: Getty, Wenn, and Splash]
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A ‘Welcome Back’ Squintrospectfug: Chad Michael Murray
20 photos in galleryIn honor of The Squint’s appearance in the One Tree Hill season 9 (!!) trailer, in which his limp long locks are a point of tremendous hilarity in an otherwise drama-filled clip (Dan Scott looks particularly murderous), we’ve decided to take a loving look back at some of CMM’s best coifs and facial expressions. You may want to study them, because the next time you watch a stoned dog eat your hated father’s would-be-transplanted heart, you will want to reach for the right reaction. Also: bonus Lohan.
[Photos: Getty]
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Hairtrospective: Alec Baldwin
When I stumbled upon Alec Baldwin’s latest attempt at coiffure, I was going to fug it plain. Then I realized digging through the photo archives for a little sashay down memory lane would be so much more fun. Warning: This slideshow ends somewhere adjacent to the Kingdom of Bieber. It’s alarming and I couldn’t send you there without forewarning. Brandish your liquid courage and let’s get going.
[Photos: Getty, WENN]
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