Amber Rose hasn’t been as much fun since she hooked up with Wiz Khalifa. Maybe it’s because when you’re hooking up with a dude named Wiz Khalifa, you don’t have much hope of being the more interesting one in the relationship. But seriously, would the Kanye West version of Amber Rose ever have worn this?
Yes, it’s a romper, and yes, that’s not my thing, but it’s otherwise so sedate. She looks like she’s about to star in a Russ Meyer movie about tennis. Whereas if she were still with Kanye, she’d look like she was about to star in a Russ Meyer movie about vengeful alien warlords, which is a lot more amusing for gawking purposes.
Who Fugged ‘Em More: Elisabeth Moss vs. January Jones
The first news is that Elisabeth Moss has scrapped the blonde.
I actually miss it, although I suspect it’s because Peggy Olsen has not yet discovered peroxide. But maybe what’s holding her back here, for me, is the fact that her makeup seems to belong with a totally different outfit. As do her shorts, which are so nondescript and tiresome. She’s, like, jazz hands on the top and gym rat on the bottom. I wish I could’ve seen the blazer and bright shirt with a skinny pant, or stylized tuxedo trouser. But if she had her heart set on formal shorts, I think she needed more interesting shoes with them. You need to SELL those suckers. To put this in terms Peggy would appreciate, those shorts are baked beans. You need to trick people into thinking they’re a delicious idea.
January Jones also went with formal shorts:
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