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Well Played Weekend, Kate and Wills


In which glasses are worn, dogs are given corsages, ears are pinched, and faces are skeptical.

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Fug and Fab Some Royal And Royal-Adjacent Hats


Kate Middleton really needs to be taking the bump out more. That child NEEDS photos of the hats it wore in utero.

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Well Played, Kate Middleton


Or, you know. Played. This isn’t the most stunning thing she has ever put on her body, but nor is it BAD and it’s nice that she’s back out and about visiting children and waving at people and sitting next to creepy pirate mannequins (seriously).

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Well Played, Kate Middleton and ROYAL FETUS


It’s the legitimate debut of Ye Olde Royal Bumpe.

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Well Played: Austria’s Royal Wedding


We can not resist a Royal Wedding of any kind, even when hardly anyone but the two people getting hitched shows up. She’s 22, he’s 24, and NEITHER ONE OF THEM HAVE A WIKIPEDIA PAGE, which to my mind means they’re probably actually just holograms.

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2012 Retrospective: The Year in Prince Harry


Merry Christmas! I got you a compendium of everything Prince Harry did this year. Okay, except for the nude photos. You can just imagine those yourself.

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