Fug File: SAG Awards

SAG Awards Fug Carpet: Julianna Margulies


I swear to God, we’ve seen this dress already. I just can’t place it. Surely, one of you will remember if, in fact, we have. Maybe I saw it at Fashion Week? MAYBE I DREAMED IT. No, if I dreamed it, her hot husband would have had his face silk-screened across the skirt:

The good news is, now that she’s done wearing this in public, she can use it as a tablecloth for more formal events at home.

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SAG Awards Well Played Jennifer Garner and Helen Hunt


Because why not discuss the two ladies in metallic strapless numbers at the same time?

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SAG Awards Fug or Fine Carpet: Kelli Garner


This looked a little crazier on TV. No, a lot crazier.

I still think her hair needs help, and that the bodice is a low rider. The fabric is pretty, though, which I’m pleased I can notice now. But I wish I could equal the experience of seeing her on TV: She strolled out there with wispy crazy hair — it looked almost matted from the other side, like she’d never met a hairbrush — and her bodice seemed all shifty and willing to flirt heavily with gravity, and Johnny Galecki was giving this same smile where it looks like he’s winking without ACTUALLY winking and giving finger guns without ACTUALLY giving finger guns… the whole thing felt like they were matched up by draw of a hat, like high-school lab partners.

Does she look as off as I feared?

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SAG Awards Well Played, Viola Davis


Viola Davis! You are so foxy.

File this color under: WEAR ALL THE TIME.  And continue in good health.

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SAG Awards Fug Carpet: Sigourney Weaver


Oh, LORD. Jessica and I did not watch together last night, but we DID simultaneously instant-message each other some horrified gibberish when the enviably fab Sigourney walked out in this.

There is, perhaps, a glimmer of a plea for help in her eyes. Is this a coded ransom note? Is it holding her prisoner? And is it weird to ROOT for that, as the only acceptable explanation?

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SAG Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Cast of Downton Abbey


LADY MARY. Your side-boob is showing.

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