Like every episode of Revenge, this starts out just fine — a clean slate — and then descends into madness anew.
It’s like someone sent a white skirt through the wash with a TV test pattern. And I keep being afraid it’s secretly pants, which, if it is, I wouldn’t want to know. I don’t want to blow their cover. I will leave them to their pantspionage and go about my business and try to forget.
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There isn’t too much going on here to speak of, at first…
But… is she wearing boots over VELVET leggings? Or… tights? Or pants? I can’t… I guess one must wear out one’s Snug Velvet Whatevers before Easter. Peggy Post was always so clear about that.
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Well, at least her face looks good:
Because unfortunately I suspect she is wearing a bedsheet.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: sweatslacks.
The Letterman Dumpster could not be reached for comment, as it was too busy rifling through the fourteen better pairs of pants in its depths to see if one of them would go with this outfit.
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I’m not sure how else to say this except: At the Australian Star Trek premiere, this… is a thing that actually happened.
It’s like she’s wearing the break in the changing-room curtain — you know, when it doesn’t pull cleanly to the opposite wall, and someone walks by and accidentally sees you between pairs of pants. This is not a dress; it’s a snapshot of the act of getting undressed. And not for nothing, it’s REALLY SUPER FREAKY. YOUR PANTIES ARE YOUR BUSINESS.
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