I can’t decide if Thomas Jane is a comedic genius, or if he’s lost his mind. Because he has gone from wearing no shoes at all…
… to poultry feet. I am pretty sure this has something to do with why the chicken crossed the road; I just can’t decide if its family should be pressing criminal charges.
[Photo: Pacific Coast News]
Ana de la Reguera here is best known for two things: playing a nun in Nacho Libre (that could-have-been-funny Jack Black wrestling movie from years ago) and for being a Cover Girl.
However, she seems to have skipped easy and beautiful and gone straight to breezy. Honey, the Meat Loaf song isn’t “One Out of Three Ain’t Bad,” and with good reason. Listen to Mr. Loaf. He only wants what’s best for you, NAY, for us all. And dressing up like the prize for winning the Kentucky Derby isn’t it, nor is turning your torso into a waggling tongue that appears to be mocking your granny panties.
[Photos: Splash News]
Like a Charlie Kaufman movie, this started off rather well…
… and then devolved into something completely freaking confusing, where it felt like he said, “Shoot, I have to end this thing SOMEHOW, let’s just throw this in there and be done with it.” Those shoes, and those unflatteringly loose slacks, are this outfit’s version of the last act of, say, Adaptation; confusing, sort of unsettling, and the type of thing you hope a martini will clarify until suddenly you’ve had four and now you’re just befuddled AND buzzed.
Look. I love Pretty Little Liars. I love ABC Family for only putting it on hiatus for, like, eight weeks at a time — I wish Vampire Diaries would follow that schedule, except it might kill them. Lucy Hale is quite good on it, and her hair is spectacular. (It actually probably is, given the subject matter of the show, literally full of secrets.) So I am pained. This literally pains me. I don’t WANT to do it. I am compelled solely by the solemn vow I took back in 2004: not to spare the rod just because I happened to like the child. ONE CAN NOT ALLOW ONE’S ENJOYMENT OF A GLOSSY TEEN MYSTERY SHOW CLOUD ONE’S SARTORIAL JUDGMENT.
Sigh. Part of me enjoys this, and then the other part of me is concerned that it’s like what would happen if you bronzed the ballerina on top of your childhood jewelry box.
PS: Bring back the feather next season and I’ll consider it all bygones.
Looking at this photo, I had a weird moment where I suddenly turned into Dorota, Blair’s devoted ladies’ maid on Gossip Girl. I sort of sighed, and looked concerned, and set my chin on my hand and said, “Oh, Mees Blair.”
Because…well, “oh, Meeeess Blair” kind of says it all. I actually don’t totally mind the dress, but I’m of the opinion that one’s gown and one’s shoes should not BOTH appear to be instruments of bondage.
@tbogg indeed, voila: http://t.co/163diLAjl1. I still reject it. GIF 4EVA
Cat Deelfug
If this were just the top 90 percent of the outfit, we’d be doing some business.
But with the bottom ten percent, it looks like we’ll be doing some skiing, or going to the hospital to get her feet surgically removed from the vases she stepped in on a dare.
Actually, the thing is, the shoes themselves look like they could be very cute:
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