Fug File: super(and unsuper)models

Fug or Fab: Linda Evangelista

Jun 7, 2012 By Heather AT 8:00 am

LINDA: You must adore me, Karl.

KARL: Yes, I must. You handcuff the souls of the innocent to your bedpost and then swallow the key.

LINDA: I meant more that clearly you adore me, because I am here. And I am expensive.

KARL: Price tags are for sale items, pet. UPCHARGE.

LINDA: You’re sure?

KARL: If you have to ask, you can’t afford it. This is why I do not use question marks.

LINDA: Well, that’s good, as long a the check clears.

KARL: Your lower half is curious like a monkey in space. It speaks of a clown, stuck in a humorless laugh mob, sad and trapped in its inhuman mask of painted jollity.

LINDA: What does that mean?

KARL: Your skirt looks like it is wearing pants.

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CFDA Awards: Fug and Fab the Models

Jun 6, 2012 By Heather AT 8:00 am
Karolina Kurkova
Hilary RhodaCrystal RennJessica StamShaun White, Erin Wasson
13 photos in gallery

Karolina Kurkova is a kracky delight. If people invite her to everything from now until awards season, she might have a Fug Madness campaign on her hands.

[Photos: Getty]

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Fugja Rubik

May 29, 2012 By Heather AT 2:00 pm

If you were wondering to whom I referred in the Reese Witherspoon post, when I referenced panty-flashing, then allow Anja Rubik to answer that:

Girl, please. You have spent a lot of time and energy this year trying to be as nakedly clothed as possible, putting — as I am too often fond of saying — the “moron” in “oxymoron.” If you’d put half that effort into biosciences, society might have kicked the common cold for good by now.

I mean:

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The Models at amfAR

May 25, 2012 By Heather AT 12:00 pm
Anja Rubik
Karolina KurkovaKate UptonMadalina GheneaDoutzen Kroes
11 photos in gallery

Oh, yeah, Anja, the blazer totally helps.

[Photos: Getty, WENN]

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Celebrity Fugprentice

May 23, 2012 By Jessica AT 10:00 am

Did you know that Carol Alt here was in a SyFy movie called Snakehead Terror? Aren’t you glad you know that now? Aren’t you also glad to know that is one of TWO movies about snakehead fish that have aired on SyFy? And I quote Wikipedia: “In March 2004, a movie called Snakehead Terror was featured, and in June 2004, the movie Frankenfish was aired. There has also been a movie produced by Ten Pound Films titled Swarm of the Snakehead which related to this incident. In 2007, a documentary on the National Geographic Channel titled Fishzilla: Snakehead Invasion.”

I wonder if we can blame a snakehead fish attack for this outfit, somehow? She looks like she’s been attached by something, that’s for sure.

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Cannes Clothed Carpet: Erin Wasson

May 22, 2012 By Heather AT 2:00 pm

GLORY BE, she has been introduced to actual fabric:

For any GFY newcomers, Wasson here mostly flew under the radar until she revealed herself as the opposite of a Never Nude — so, you know, a Nearly Nude — at the Golden Globes. It was terrifying. In that sense, then, the fact that her dress is a mullet feels like some sort of victory — I mean, there is more fabric from knee to ankle on the back of that gown than there was on her ENTIRE BODY at the Globes. So while I wish this were cocktail-length — and if it were, might actually like it unreservedly — I cannot help but applaud her for keeping her privates private. It’s like we’re all growing together. Sniffle.

She even did it again later:

no, really! actual coverage!

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