Fug File: The Hills

The Fuglls


So, here’s the thing: Lo Bosworth looks all suspicious of the cameras, right?

But — according to the caption — she is at an Outback Steakhouse in Boca Raton. How many paparazzi photographers do you know who routinely stake out the Boca Outback? I highly doubt this person was sitting around at home and thought, “I know. THE OUTBACK. It’s always TEEMING with unexpected C-list celebrities carrying a bag of steak!” Which leads me to believe she, or her people, tipped them off because she hasn’t had her picture taken in a while. And if THAT’S true, then why was she wearing Xanadu Meets Flashdance on her upper half? Why was SHE sitting at home thinking, “I know. THE SHOULDER HOLES. It is exactly what I want to be seen in for my big moment — um, I mean, when some random paparazzi photographer happens to be staking out my chain restaurant of choice!”

So, in sum: weird all around.

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Fug or Fine: Lauren Conrad


Lauren Conrad could teach Lo a thing or two about Things You Can Tuck Into Other Things. Because whether or not you like this outfit, the shirt and the shorts definitely flatter LC’s waistline.

[Photo: WENN.com]

However, I’m still not convinced the concept of formal shorts should exist, though I’m willing to concede that these aren’t hateful. In fact, that’s about the only emotion I can muster about this outfit: not hateful. Although it all does evoke some kind of Pearl Harbor war bride who volunteers at a clinic and then watches as Ben Affleck’s hair highlights pout because he came back from the dead to sweep that blank brunette off her feet, only to find out that his best friend already swept her. That is the part where an industrious passer-by might offer his broom another room to clean, then while he sleeps, give him a less ridiculous hair rinse. But this outfit is sufficiently blah that I suspect This Girl just went home and ironed her sheets before writing a Roosevelt-Churchill fan-fiction.

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Lo Fugworth


You know, sometimes I get weary of making jokes about it being 1993. 
So, please, celebrities/”celebrities,” stop dressing that way and then we can all be happy. 
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The Fuglls


I can understand Kristin Cavallari wanting, in part, to approximate Heidi Montag’s success:

But SISTER. You know this is a slippery slope, right? A girl starts off with the sheer, tight cocktail dress and a visible push-up bra and the next thing you know, she ends up clutching her boob on a “deserted” beach in Costa Rica while her husband grows a militia man beard and sweats over crystals. DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT FOR YOURSELF?

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Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Lo Bosworth


I assume that whatever the answer was to my anguished query about why Stephanie Pratt was at the Emmys, it also applies to Lo Bosworth:

But nothing will appropriately explain to me why they had to go and do that to the poor girl’s hair.

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Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Stephanie Pratt


WHY IS STEPHANIE PRATT AT THE EMMYS?

In fairness, she appears to be wondering the same thing. Also, where her pants went.

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