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                <title>The Velveteen Kidman Fetes Keith at CMT&#8217;s Artist of the Year</title>
                <link>https://www.gofugyourself.com/the-velveteen-kidman-fetes-keith-at-cmts-artist-of-the-year-10-2017</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 19 Oct 2017 18:00:09 -0700</pubDate>
                <dc:creator><![CDATA[Heather]]></dc:creator>
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                <description><![CDATA[<p>She's on trend right now, at least.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.gofugyourself.com/the-velveteen-kidman-fetes-keith-at-cmts-artist-of-the-year-10-2017">The Velveteen Kidman Fetes Keith at CMT’s Artist of the Year</a> first appeared on <a href="https://www.gofugyourself.com">Go Fug Yourself</a>.</p>]]></description>
                

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                <title>What the Fug: Noomi Rapace</title>
                <link>https://www.gofugyourself.com/noomi-rapace-at-san-sebastian-film-festival-0923-09-2014</link>
                <comments>https://www.gofugyourself.com/noomi-rapace-at-san-sebastian-film-festival-0923-09-2014#comments</comments>
                <pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2014 18:00:49 -0700</pubDate>
                <dc:creator><![CDATA[Heather]]></dc:creator>
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                <description><![CDATA[<p>I have serious concerns about <a href="https://www.gofugyourself.com/noomi-rapace-toronto-film-festival-0913-09-2014">Noomi's taste in suiting</a>. </p>
<p> <a href="https://static.gofugyourself.com/2014/09/noomi-rapace-126560PCN_SanSebastian35.jpg"></a> </p>
<p> &#160; </p>
<p> This feels like&#160;someone at Virgin Atlantic made a push for more festive winter flight-attendant uniforms, and everyone wearing them is overheated and generally Over It and wants you to stop ordering complicated drinks, Sally, because one woman's splash of&#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.gofugyourself.com/noomi-rapace-at-san-sebastian-film-festival-0923-09-2014">What the Fug: Noomi Rapace</a> first appeared on <a href="https://www.gofugyourself.com">Go Fug Yourself</a>.</p>]]></description>
                

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                <title>Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Connie Britton</title>
                <link>https://www.gofugyourself.com/emmy-awards-fug-carpet-connie-britton-09-2013</link>
                <comments>https://www.gofugyourself.com/emmy-awards-fug-carpet-connie-britton-09-2013#comments</comments>
                <pubDate>Mon, 23 Sep 2013 20:00:27 -0700</pubDate>
                <dc:creator><![CDATA[Heather]]></dc:creator>
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                <description><![CDATA[<p>I can't. I'm sorry. I know we love her hair, and her Tami-ness, but she looks like a sofa. </p>
<p> <a href="https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment_id=911451" rel="attachment wp-att-911451"></a> </p>
<p> A very ELEGANT sofa, sure -- an ornate fainting couch, mayhap, onto which countless royal behinds have swooned upon learning of juicy family trysts with commoners and/or Vegas testicular shenanigans -- but&#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.gofugyourself.com/emmy-awards-fug-carpet-connie-britton-09-2013">Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Connie Britton</a> first appeared on <a href="https://www.gofugyourself.com">Go Fug Yourself</a>.</p>]]></description>
                

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                <title>Fug or Fab: Katie Holmes</title>
                <link>https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-katie-holmes-6-12-2012</link>
                <comments>https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-katie-holmes-6-12-2012#comments</comments>
                <pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 19:00:57 -0800</pubDate>
                <dc:creator><![CDATA[Heather]]></dc:creator>
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                <description><![CDATA[<p>Either Katie Holmes grew out this hair while she was plotting her escape from Cruiselandia and I just didn't notice, or she's added some extensions. </p>
<p> <a href="https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-katie-holmes-6-12-2012/12-12-12-concert-benefiting-the-robin-hood-relief-fund-to-aid-the-victims-of-hurricane-press-room-2" rel="attachment wp-att-691421"></a> </p>
<p> Either way, it looks nice and healthy, but I'm wondering if perhaps she's not used to it all because every photo I found of her looked&#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-katie-holmes-6-12-2012">Fug or Fab: Katie Holmes</a> first appeared on <a href="https://www.gofugyourself.com">Go Fug Yourself</a>.</p>]]></description>
                

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                <title>Twilight: Fugging Dawn</title>
                <link>https://www.gofugyourself.com/twilight-fugging-dawn-11-2011</link>
                <comments>https://www.gofugyourself.com/twilight-fugging-dawn-11-2011#comments</comments>
                <pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 17:00:41 -0800</pubDate>
                <dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
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                <guid isPermaLink="false">http://gofugyourself.com/?p=485531</guid>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>I don't even know what to say about this: </p>
<p> <a href="https://gofugyourself.com/twilight-fugging-dawn-11-2011/premiere-of-summit-entertainments-the-twilight-saga-breaking-dawn-part-1-arrivals" rel="attachment wp-att-485541"></a> </p>
<p> Every time I look at it, I giggle. It's a velvet suit -- excuse me. It's a CRUSHED VELVET SUIT.&#160; A RED CRUSHED VELVET SUIT. It's like someone told Jackson Rathbone that he was going to a costume party where everyone was&#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.gofugyourself.com/twilight-fugging-dawn-11-2011">Twilight: Fugging Dawn</a> first appeared on <a href="https://www.gofugyourself.com">Go Fug Yourself</a>.</p>]]></description>
                

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                <title>Fug and Fabbish? Ryan Gosling</title>
                <link>https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-and-fabbish-ryan-gosling-05-2011</link>
                <comments>https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-and-fabbish-ryan-gosling-05-2011#comments</comments>
                <pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 15:00:03 -0700</pubDate>
                <dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
                		<category><![CDATA[Awards & Galas]]></category>
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                <guid isPermaLink="false">http://gofugyourself.com/?p=401942</guid>
                <description><![CDATA[<p>Um, can we talk about what's going on with Ryan Gosling? I was never that hot for him -- except, obviously, in <em>The Notebook, </em>and also, kind of, secretly, during commercials for that new movie he's in with Emma Stone<em>, </em>who is helpfully sporting the red hair in it<em> -- </em>but I know that many,&#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-and-fabbish-ryan-gosling-05-2011">Fug and Fabbish? Ryan Gosling</a> first appeared on <a href="https://www.gofugyourself.com">Go Fug Yourself</a>.</p>]]></description>
                

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                <title>The Fugighter</title>
                <link>https://www.gofugyourself.com/the-fugighter-03-2011</link>
                <comments>https://www.gofugyourself.com/the-fugighter-03-2011#comments</comments>
                <pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 19:00:16 -0700</pubDate>
                <dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
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                <description><![CDATA[<p>Note to Melissa Leo: </p>
<p> <a rel="attachment wp-att-360781" href="https://gofugyourself.com/the-fugighter-03-2011/miscast-theatre-arrivals-140311"></a> </p>
<p> It's too late to somehow ALSO&#160;<a href="https://gofugyourself.com/fug-the-ad-melissa-leo-02-2011"> talk people into taking you into consideration</a> for an Oscar for<em> True Grit</em>. That outfit isn't going to do anything. Just so you know.</p>
<p>&#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.gofugyourself.com/the-fugighter-03-2011">The Fugighter</a> first appeared on <a href="https://www.gofugyourself.com">Go Fug Yourself</a>.</p>]]></description>
                

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                <title>Oscars and Independent Spirit Awards Well Played/Fug or Fab Carpet: Vera Farmiga</title>
                <link>https://www.gofugyourself.com/oscars-and-independent-spirit-awards-well-playedfug-or-fab-carpet-vera-farmiga-03-2011</link>
                <comments>https://www.gofugyourself.com/oscars-and-independent-spirit-awards-well-playedfug-or-fab-carpet-vera-farmiga-03-2011#comments</comments>
                <pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2011 17:30:26 -0800</pubDate>
                <dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
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                <description><![CDATA[<p>I don't know who the crossed-arms dude standing behind Vera "ORPHAN" Farmiga is, but I do think he's cute. So is her dress: </p>
<p> In fact, I think she looks smashing, and I love that her main accessory is a perfect red lip. The ORPHAN SPOILER 35 year-old Russian hooker with a&#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.gofugyourself.com/oscars-and-independent-spirit-awards-well-playedfug-or-fab-carpet-vera-farmiga-03-2011">Oscars and Independent Spirit Awards Well Played/Fug or Fab Carpet: Vera Farmiga</a> first appeared on <a href="https://www.gofugyourself.com">Go Fug Yourself</a>.</p>]]></description>
                

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                <title>BAFTAs Fug or Fab Carpet: Julianne Moore</title>
                <link>https://www.gofugyourself.com/baftas-fug-or-fab-carpet-julianne-moore-02-2011</link>
                <comments>https://www.gofugyourself.com/baftas-fug-or-fab-carpet-julianne-moore-02-2011#comments</comments>
                <pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2011 19:00:21 -0800</pubDate>
                <dc:creator><![CDATA[Heather]]></dc:creator>
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                <description><![CDATA[<p>Overall, I really like this dress on Julianne. </p>
<p> <a rel="attachment wp-att-345591" href="https://gofugyourself.com/baftas-fug-or-fab-carpet-julianne-moore-02-2011/orange-british-academy-film-awards-inside-arrivals-2"></a> </p>
<p> But the the bow on the back of the dress interferes -- in photos, anyway -- with the lines of the front. &#160;I think in person it probably looked normal, because the eye could distinguish between Dress and Back Bow, but in a&#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.gofugyourself.com/baftas-fug-or-fab-carpet-julianne-moore-02-2011">BAFTAs Fug or Fab Carpet: Julianne Moore</a> first appeared on <a href="https://www.gofugyourself.com">Go Fug Yourself</a>.</p>]]></description>
                

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                <title>Fugbe Prifugce</title>
                <link>https://www.gofugyourself.com/fugbe_prifugce101110-10-2010</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2010 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
                <dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
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                <description><![CDATA[<p>Oh dear God. I should have known this day would come.I'm sorry, Phoebe. I take back everything I ever said -- everything! This particular ensemble is particularly fetching! There is nothing more delightful than a velvet jacket and pirate boots on a ninety-degree day! PLEASE DON'T SHOOT.</p>
<p>&#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.gofugyourself.com/fugbe_prifugce101110-10-2010">Fugbe Prifugce</a> first appeared on <a href="https://www.gofugyourself.com">Go Fug Yourself</a>.</p>]]></description>
                

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