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Well Played, Kirsten Dunst

May 18, 2011 By Heather AT 12:00 pm
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Hot damn, Kiki. Good dress, good makeup, great skin, big smiles… I AM BACK IN, my friend.

[Photos: Splash, Getty, WENN.com]

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SAG Awards Well Played: Rosario Dawson

Feb 2, 2011 By Heather AT 8:00 am

I had fears with this one.

Specifically, when I first saw it, I thought, “Oh, God, it’s like her skirt got tucked in her waistband when she was in the bathroom and nobody told her.” But dammit if Rosario doesn’t look kind of awesome anyway. I love the shoes with it, I think the color is perfect with her skin tone, and the pop of color in her earrings is cool. I never really believe these people when they say, “Oh, this dress is super comfortable,” because I can’t imagine any of these being comfortable when you are trying to drink and eat dinner and drink and socialize and drink and present things and drink and run to the bathroom and drink. But with this, I buy it.

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Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Shiri Appleby

Jan 20, 2011 By Heather AT 2:00 pm

It’s hard to tell where Shiri’s hair stops and her necklace starts.

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All I know is, seeing all that hair on a mustard-colored dress reminds me of the time I FOUND a really long black hair — aka, not mine — in my Burger King cheeseburger, and thus this outfit never stood a chance.

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Golden Globes Fug or Fab Carpet: Kyra Sedgwick

Jan 18, 2011 By Jessica AT 12:30 pm

KYRA SEDGWICK: We’re awesome.

KEVIN BACON: If we break up, people will FREAK.

KYRA: DON’T EVEN SAY IT. WE WILL NEVER BREAK UP.

KEVIN: You’re right. We’re awesome.

KYRA: Can we talk about my outfit?

KEVIN: You look like the summer version of Michelle Williams’s Oscar dress, except not as a good and maybe as envisioned by CostPlus World Market. Remember back in the 90s when they sold those awesome crinkly skirts that later turned out to be HIGHLY FLAMMABLE?

KYRA: That’s not a very nice compliment.

KEVIN: It wasn’t TOTALLY a compliment.

KYRA: I don’t want to fight.

KEVIN: We CAN’T fight. WE MUST BE STRONG.

KYRA: Let’s vote:

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[Photos by Wenn]

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Fugless

Oct 27, 2010 By Jessica AT 9:00 am

A word to the wise, Taylor Swift:

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When you’re dating Jake Gyllenhaal — presumably for press — it’s probably in your best interest to avoid aping the Yellow Dress/Red Shoes combo so strongly associated with Reese Witherspoon, the most famous blonde who recently dated Jake Gyllenhaal presumably for press. You’re adorable, and this is cute enough, but we all know Reese Withersoon, and you, darling, are no Reese Witherspoon.

That being said, I’m looking forward to hearing your song, “I’m No Reese Witherspoon,” and I suggest the following rhymes: “bearding buffoon,” “troublesome pantaloon,”  and, in ode to our Intern, “Love the Cloon(s).”  You can feel free to make the check out to The Fug Girls.

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Fug Town

Oct 7, 2010 By Jessica AT 2:00 pm

So, I am not a big fan of Cougar Town. All the scenes feel like they’re only about three lines long, and everyone seems hopped up on Red Bull and espresso, despite all the wine they’re pouring. Plus, Christa Miller looks like a totally different person than she used to. It’s distracting.  So, anyway, I usually only ever see the two minutes of it that my DVR records at the end of Modern Family. Which is how I found out what they did to poor Busy Philipps this week:

Her expression here seems apt: MISERABLE. Indeed, even crying out for help, a wail coming from deep inside her soul. As who would not be, having been forced into wearing a striped tank top, cinched with a coordinated woven belt, over…those pants? Oh, Busy Philipps. I wish I could reach inside the TV and give your character a hug. And a makeover.

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