Teen Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Various Kardashians

KYLIE JENNER: Um, hello? Isn’t anyone going to stop this?

KENDALL JENNER: Seriously. SOMEBODY dropped the ball here.

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN: Security!

KIM KARDASHIAN: What do you mean?

KYLIE: Ew, it’s TALKING to us!

KENDALL: I am FURIOUS that they let random fans just WALK UP TO US. Don’t they know who we ARE?

KOURTNEY: Well, nobody knows who YOU are, honey.

KYLIE: Oh, please, most people don’t know who you are either.

KIM: They know who I am!

KENDALL: The hell? Why would they know who you are, Random Stranger?

KIM: Guys, it’s me. Kim.

KOURTNEY: No it’s not. I would know my own sister.

KENDALL: You look nothing like Kim, you lying strumpet.

KIM: Dudes, for real, it’s ME. I just got a breakup tan and the Audrina Patridge Special on my hair.

KYLIE: I don’t believe you.

KOURTNEY: Well, hang on, Kim HAS been yakking on Twitter about changing her hair.

KIM: Right! And now that I’m single, IT’S ON! Where you AT, Tony Romo?

KOURTNEY: I’m not sure how I feel about it.

KIM: Well, I am not sure how I feel about your dress. Is it a magic carpet that you bought in Santa Fe?

KOURTNEY: Oooh, it’s a bitch! Then it’s DEFINITELY Kim.

KIM: Very funny.