That Fug You Do!

Listen, Liv… your son isn’t even three yet. Isn’t he a little young for you to be tromping around in Mother Of The Groom couture? This isn’t Tudor England, where little infant babies are betrothed to each other before they can even say the word. Also: I know I just wrote about how all those old fashion rules are passe at this point, but I still feel like it’s rude for the M.O.G. to wear white to the wedding. It kind of upstages the bride. Plus, those Tudors can be CRANKY; you don’t want them to knock your block off and put it on a spike.