That Fugly Show

As we continue to worry about Ashton Kutcher’s descent into skankdom, it’s worth noting that there is a very, very thin line between Current Kutch…

… and Cleaned-Up (by his standards) K-Fed:

Be careful, A-Kutch. Where this man has taken himself, even cockroaches fear to tread. Don’t make Demi go there. Something tells me she has a low tolerance for Cheeto dust and body odor.