That Fug You Do

JOHNATHAN SCHAECH: Why HELLO little girl.

BRITTANY SNOW: Uh… hi, Johnathan.

JOHNATHAN: I am here to inform you that YOU MUST PAY THE RENT.

BRITTANY: Oh, great. Here we go.

JOHNATHAN: You MUST pay the rent!

BRITTANY: Do we really have to do this bit RIGHT now? I’m kind of busy.

JOHNATHAN: Come on, Brittany, you know I love the Old-Timey Villain gag! And I haven’t seen you in a while!

BRITTANY: Sigh. Okay. But this is the last time, you hear? Start over.

JOHNATHAN: Ahem. MWA HA HA. YOU MUST PAY THE RENT!

BRITTANY: I can’t pay the rent.

JOHNATHAN: You didn’t say it like you meant it! Do I have to tie you to some ACTUAL train tracks?

BRITTANY: MOM!