The Everlasting Fugstopper

First Katie Couric tans herself into Oompa Loompa territory. Now, Democratic talking head James Carville has molded himself in the image of another supporting character from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

This is Arthur Slugworth:

This is James Carville:

Carville is ostensibly smiling after having issued an on-camera plea for Johnny Depp to call him about a part in that Wonka remake — although it’s possible he is creating some elaborate live-action metaphor wherein “Golden Ticket” refers to Kerry/Edwards and Carville goes around browbeating small children into bringing him the vote of their parents.