The Fugfice

Rashida Jones apparently didn’t get the memo (see what I did there? Because she works on The Office? And they have memos? In an office? Oh, leave me alone) that wearing a sack is rarely the best choice for a girl,because no matter how pretty a girl is, she’ll always look prettier in something that’s not actually a bag:

There’s a reason that  “that old bag” is a pejorative term. No one has ever been called “that skanky, man-stealing sheath,” or “that nasty-ass old A-line.” So take a letter, Rashida.