The Fugfice

It’s not that we don’t appreciate trends here at GFY HQ. I mean, without them, I might never have come around on cork wedges, leggings might never have stoked my righteous rage, and I wouldn’t feel the calming touch of Intern George’s hand on my overwrought forehead whenever I come to after a dress-over-pants combo vomits all over my consciousness.

But there’s a difference between paying attention to and/or adopting trends, and wearing all of them at once lest ANY of them DARE to pass you by.

If she’d just traded the flats for some kicky heels and burned the leggings in the flame of my hate candles, this might have worked. Instead, somewhere in this country, an angry 8-year old is considering suing for fashion plagiarism.