The Fugst

Mar 20, 2013 By Heather AT 1:00 pm

Oh sweet crackdom, y’all. It sure looks like this is a dress.

If all you have is an idea for a cute skirt, THEN ONLY MAKE A SKIRT. OTHERWISE, PEOPLE GET HURT.

[Photo: Getty]

Fug file: Fugs,
react:
Leave a reply

Comments (13):

  1. 1:20 pm on 03/20/13
    HKS
    0

    I don’t think this counts as a cute skirt either. It could be cute, but the metallic material looks kind of cheap. And the shoes are terrible.

  2. 1:22 pm on 03/20/13
    Fawn
    +1

    My god people, if the top is sheer just wear a camisole. Why is that so hard???

    • 2:19 pm on 03/20/13
      Tiffany
      0

      I agree. I think the top would be cute if there was a camisole. The skirt is a big no for me, though, no matter what it is paired with.

    • 6:57 am on 03/21/13
      Edith
      0

      I had to wait 18 hours for the malware issue to clear so I could say AMEN to this. Camisoles, people. Or better yet, opaque clothing. I know it sounds crazy, but TRY IT, Hollywood.

  3. 2:02 pm on 03/20/13
    Jodi
    0

    While I hate sheer on everyone, Perry is too OLD to wear this. Period.

  4. 2:20 pm on 03/20/13
    AliceBlue
    0

    Let’s not overlook the horror of the shiney pantyhose.

  5. 2:24 pm on 03/20/13
    Mary
    0

    Aren’t there laws against this?

    Although, perhaps Perrey wanted us to have a pictorial representation of our #1 Cubicle Crime entitled “Cleavage, Bra Staps, and Related Tragedies” which you can check out here — http://www.theclassycubicle.com/2013/03/cubicle-crime-1-cleavage-bra-straps-and.html

    Thanks for the help, PERREY, but I still have the overwhelming urge to gouge out my own eyes after seeing that “dress” which I don’t appreciate so much.

    XXOO,
    Mary
    theclassycubicle.com

    P.S. Why did no one tell her parents that there’s only one “e” in “Perry.”

  6. 2:30 pm on 03/20/13
    Sally
    0

    I had a skirt like that once. I bought it at Odd Lots for $5, wore it to a Mardi Gras party (theme was “The Trashier, The Better”) gave it to my sister’s kids for the costume box. My nephew wore it as one of the Spice Girls for a junior high talent show and my niece wore it for Halloween. These are the only acceptable uses.

  7. 6:24 pm on 03/20/13
    Vandalfan
    0

    Not one single item goes with any other, and all look cheap, the sleezey skirt, the bikini swimsuit top, the sheer matron’s blouse, the inexplicable pantyhose.

  8. 6:44 pm on 03/20/13
    Helen
    0

    The skirt, I forgive, because it’s very Xanadu and that’s funny.

    Who is this person?

  9. 6:59 am on 03/21/13
    male fan of GFY
    0

    Ladies, speaking from a man’s point of view, I absolutely **adore** the pantyhose… shiny = sexy!! …extremely sexy!… BUT, that said, shiny hose with a shiny skirt is a no-no… just one should have the shine… the top is sexy to guys as well, but again it shouldn’t be with that skirt… the shoes I’m not a fan of, a pump perhaps would have been better… overall she has a nice collection of pieces, but all together it’s a mess… now if those shiny nylons were with a little black dress and black pumps, I’m sure the majority of you wouldn’t have a problem with them… however with this ensemble, a less-shiny hose would have been a better choice… or, if she kept the shiny hose, perhaps a different skirt, something black, maybe a pencil skirt…